Extract from : The Peppered Moth

Chrissie, in sombre, stylish black, had staked her position in the front pew as First, Most Suffering and Most Enduring Widow. Nick lay there in his coffin, covered in rubbishy wreaths from grieving cast-offs, and she could se the rest of the motley congregation through the red eyes in the back of her proud head. She reached for her daughter in Faro's hand, and clutched it, as the music stopped. She knew that somebody was about to stand up and say something unutterably silly, unforgivably stupid. She felt it in her bones. Faro squeezed her mother's hand in return. We two against the world.

The ranks were full. There were Gaulden brothers and sisters, a rackety, impossible, Circean, good-looking, foreign, dissolute crew; none of them had come to much good. Nick hadn't been the one black sheep of the flock. They had been prodigals all. However had Chrissie Barron got herself mixed up with this lot? Nick's father Gyorgy Gaulden had died a decade earlier, but Nick's mother Eva was still alive, and present, and sharply surveying the chaos she had engendered. Was it for this that Eva and Gyorgy had escaped from the death throes of Europe to the safety of Finchley Road? To bring forth this feckless, wastrel, decadent Bohemian host? This ragged army, this forlorn hope?

Unfair, unkind, said Chrissie to herself, a she tried to block out the valedictory words of Eric Mendelsson, old schoolmate, old drinking partner and poker player, failed poet, failed scrounger, failed failure. Balliol scholar, chess player, charmer, wit. One of the cleverest men of his generation. Could have been a chess grandmaster, could have been a poet, could have been a man. One of the cleverest, but certainly not one of the best-looking: he had always been a big-nosed freak, and now, in his early sixties, he was a scarecrow. His lazy, lopsided, voluptuous, terrible smile illuminated his carrion face, as he spoke from the pulpit of his old friend Nick's schooldays, of the happy hospitable home of Gyorgy and Eva, of the culture and the music and the poetry of the Gauldens…please god let him not start going on about me, thought Chrissie, but how could he avoid her She had been Nick's first conquest, and how desperately they had loved one another, in those long-ago innocent days. Chrissie and nick had dropped out together, eloped together, and disappeared together from the face of the unknown earth. They had fallen don a volcanic fissure into the molten underworld. Would that they had at that instant been transformed together into a fountain, into a reed, into a tree with interwoven boughs, into a breeze or a bird! They had believed that the violence of their love would burn away mortality, would purify and transfix them into an attitude of everlasting devotion. Chrissie, ho had preserved her chastity through so many assaults in the suburban undergrowth and on the late night train back to Farnleigh from Charing Cross, had abandoned herself without restraint to the embraces and assurances of Nicholas Gaulden, and had run away with him in the fullness of her heart and her youth. And now he lay in a narrow box, waiting to be incinerated. What was left of that bright boy, apart from a trail of devastation?

His children, his grandchildren. He had been prolific. Seven known children and two grandchildren could have attended his funeral, had the roll-call been complete, and who knows how many unacknowledged offspring lurked in the wings, or had never known their parentage? Chrissie, even as she listened to Eric praising (and quite wittily, she had to concede) her own early attempts at soup-making, at running a soup-kitchen, in the flat in Barlby Road, could not resist trying to do a headcount of the numbers of Nick's women whom she had already greeted or spotted that day. There was Moira, down-trodden First Mistress whom he had never married, and who bore him two children; then Sarafina, mother of Aurelius; then Fiona, who had, after Chrissie's divorce, for a brief spell become a legal Mrs Gaulden; then Stella, mother of Tiger; and finally Jessica, who was rumoured to have been on the verge of a death-bed shotgun wedding, but who was thought not to have made it. Jessica had drawn the short straw, by common consent. Hers had been the hospitalisation, the rejected transplant, the catheters, the plastic bags, the death rattle. Jessica had never known Nick in his golden days.

But Jessica had probably been convinced that Nick had loved her only, her only and her ever. That was his trick. That was how he pulled it. And no doubt he'd still been able to manage it, a sick man in his sixties, in need of a new liver. Still the most handsome man in London, in the eyes of far too many.

Whom had she missed? Furtively, Chrissie counted again, on the fingers of the hand that Faro was not clutching. The children: there was Faro, his first-born: Moira's daughters, Iona and Arethusa, who for a long time had lived upstairs: then the boys - Serafina's Aurelius and Stella's Tiger. There were supposed to be two more boys, somewhere, and another woman - where was Jenny, with her boys Sam and Derwent? Or was it Derwent and Sam? Chrissie had never met Jenny Pargiter and her sons, and had been unable to locate her earlier in the proceedings, as the funeral party had loitered in the academic-ecclesiastical re-brick cloisters, making uneasy conversation and trying furtively to read the messages on the bouquets that perspired inelegantly in cellophane wraps. Chrissie had been assured, by Stella, that Jenny Pargiter was there, but she looked in vain for a young mother emblematically accompanied, like a martyr, by two identifying Gaulden sons. Perhaps Jenny Pargiter had come without them? Perhaps she had thought them too young or too ill disciplined for such an outing? Warning notices advised that the spacious cemetery lawns, where mourners from other unknown funerals strayed in the middle distance, were out of bounds to noisy children. Perhaps Jenny Pargiter had decided not to risk it?

But, in that case, which was unattended Jenny Pargiter, the penultimate mistress? Chrissie had formed no very clear picture of her, but had assumed, as an outdated ex-wife will, that this latter rival must be possessed of grace, style, beauty and probably (though not necessarily) youth. Brooding on a possible Jenny Pargiter, Chrissie now realized that she had managed to summon up little more than a vague assembly of floating attributes, most of them detached from on or another of Nick's death-convened harem - the slenderness of Moira when young, the stateliness of Serafina the sharpness of Fiona, the blonde fey English countryside calm of Stella, the unblemished white all-American teeth of young Jessica. These incompatible features had not begun to form a coherent whole, and Identikit Gaulden bride, for none of these women much resembled one another, and had no evident common denominator. Jenny Pargiter might be, indeed almost certainly was, somebody quite other, who would, when correctly identified, add some quite shocking or revealing new ingredient to the retrospective assessment of Nick Gaulden's amorous tastes. Jenny Pargiter was no chimera, no harpy, no composite ghost: she was a solid and unique woman, and somewhere in this chapel she stood, waiting to identify herself as the object of Chrissie's envy and contempt. Or would she, like Stella, prove in the long run, a true friend? Unlikely, now. Chrissie no longer had need of such friends. She could suffer no more, as she had once suffered, the torments of obscure and unallocated resentment and suspicion. Let Jenny Pargiter reveal herself as Helen of Troy, Chrissie need suffer no more. It was all one to her now. Curiosity was all that remained to her.