The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress - Ross O'Carroll Kelly

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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress

» Ross O'Carroll Kelly

Penguin Ireland
Paperback : 01 Jun 2006

£7.99

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So there I was roysh, life focked, reputation focked, finances focked - everything completely focked, roysh, and we're talking big time. And it's all Fionn's fault, basically. He's the four-eyed focker who told me that, like, the first time you do it, roysh, you're firing blanks. Like an unloaded Uzi - seriously impressive, hard as fock and totally ready for action, but the safety's, like, on, you know. Well that was a pile of stinking turds for storters. And of course it's muggins here who ends up with the kid - life is SO focking unfair. On top of all that, roysh, the goys stort to, like, totally lose it - JP has gone all Jesus on my orse, Oisinn is basically trying to fock over Interpol and Christian is talking about weddings and, I don't know, love and stuff. I mean, I am seriously beginning to feel like I am the only good-looking, loaded, sane goy in the whole of, like, Dublin.

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"Comic genius"
Sunday Independent

"A brilliant fictional creation"
Evening Herald

"A wicked send-up"
Irish Independent

"Read him and weep. And pray your children never end up living or sounding like him"
Irish Times

"A brilliant fictional creation"
Evening Herald