Rejected by his brother and largely ignored by his parents, Kieron Smith finds comfort - and endless stories - in the home of his much-loved grandparents. But when his family move to a new housing scheme on the outskirts of Glasgow, a world away from the close community of the tenements, Kieron struggles to find a way to adapt to his new life.
Kieron Smith, boy is a brilliant evocation of an urban childhood. Capturing the joys, frustrations, injustices, excitements, revels, battles, games, uncertainties, questions, lies, discoveries and sheer of wonder of boyhood, it is a story of one boy and every boy. It is James Kelman at his very best.
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In the old place the river was not far from our street. There was
a park and all different things in between. The park had a great pond
with paddleboats and people sailed model yachts. Ye caught fish in
it too. Ye caught them with poles that had wee nets tied at the end.
But most people did not have these. Ye just caught them with yer
hands. Ye laid down on yer front close into the edge on the ground.
Here it sloped sharp into the water, so ye did not go too close. Just
yer shoulders reached that bit where the slope started. Ye rolled up
yer sleeves and put yer hands together and let them go down it. Just
slow, then touching the water and yer hands going in. If ye went too
fast ye went right in up yer arms over yer shoulders. Ye only went
a wee bit, a wee bit, a wee bit till yer hands were down as far. Then
yer palms up the way, holding together. If a fish came by ye saw it
and just waited till it came in close. If it just stayed there over yer
hands, that was how ye were waiting. It was just looking about.
What was it going to do? Oh be careful if ye do it too fast, if yer
fingers just move and even it is just the totiest wee bit. Its tail whished
and it was away or else it did not and stayed there, so if ye grabbed
it and ye got it and it did not get away. So that was you, ye caught
one.
But they were quick, ye had to do it right.
Ye were having to watch it as well how yer body went, lying on
yer front, if it was wee bits at a time ye were moving. And ye did
not notice till ye slid right down and the water was up yer shoulders,
oh mammy. Yer hands reached the bottom and ye pressed and pressed
to push yer feet back up and if a big boy caught yer feet and pulled
ye out or else that was you and ye went right the way in the water.
That happened to people and men had to go in and get them. Daft
wee b****r.
On the bottom was all slimy mud, broken bottles and bits of glass
and bricks and nails and old stuff, everything. Prams and bike-wheels,
and shoes, and then a man’s bunnet. I saw that.
One time I was soaking the whole way through and my maw
was completely angry, how I was going to die of pneumonia or
else diphtheria if ye swallowed the water. My da was home on
leave and he gived me a doing. But I liked going to the pond. The
men sailed their boats there and had races, and their boats were
great. Ye saw their sails and how the boat was tipping right over
till it was going to capsize but it did not, it was just picking up
speed because the wind was there and it was good, so they were
all sailing great and the boys all shouting, and the men too. Go on
Go on, Hold there.
Old men as well, if their boat was going to win the race and they
shouted their names if the boat had its name and they did. All had
good names, Stormy Petrel and Sea Scout. Oh hold there Sea
Scout.
I telled my granda. He would have liked it, if the old men were
there too, he could have went with me and they had seats, people
could sit in the seats and just watch.
My Uncle Billy had a model yacht when he was a boy. He got it
off somebody whose da worked in the docks. It was not a toy. Model
yachts were real boats and they sailed good. It was just they were
wee. If ye could have made a wish and shrunk to a Tom Thumb ye
could have climbed aboard and put to sea for treasure islands. Then
if ye were getting chased, ye could hide anywhere ye wanted. It
would just be a thing like a cat or a dog, ye would have to be careful
then, if they caught ye, and ate ye. Or if it was a mouse, they dragged
ye into their hole, oh mammy.
Our old house had mice. My maw and me and Mattie were going
to have breakfast and there they all were on top of the kitchen table
and up on the sink and the draining board, piles of them. My maw
went potty and started greeting. Me and Mattie scattered them and
chased them but we could not catch them and did not know what
to do. My maw was shouting in a high voice. Ohh ohhh!
We went and got my granda. He was not going to come but then
he did. My grannie said it was just silly to climb up all the stairs, he
would have no breath. Aye I will. That was what he said. I am
going.