| 1) 'The one thing sure about politics is that what goes up comes down and what goes down often comes up.' |
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Franklin D. Roosevelt

Richard Nixon

Harry Truman

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| 2) 'Scratch a lover, and find a foe' |
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Dorothy Parker

Cynthia Ozick

Camille Paglia

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| 3) 'There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be me but I had it surgically removed.' |
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Woody Allen

Peter Sellers

Spike Milligan

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| 4) 'As far as I can see, the history of experimental art in the 20th Century is intimately bound up with the experience of intoxification.' |
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Timothy Leery

Andy Warhol

Will Self

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| 5) 'If you sometimes feel depressed or let down, if you're suffering from the pressures of life, or simply having a plain old grey day, my advice is to roast a chicken' |
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Delia Smith

Jamie Oliver

Gary Rhodes

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| 6) 'At 50 every man has the face that he deserves' |
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Albert Camus

Vladimir Nabokov

George Orwell

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| 7) 'The terrible thing about terrorism is that ultimately it destroys those who practice it. Slowly but surely, as they try to extinguish life in others, the light within them dies' |
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Ian Paisley

Salman Rushdie

Terry Waite

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| 8) 'A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic.' |
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Josef Stalin

Adolf Hitler

Sadam Hussein

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| 9) 'A woman rang to say she heard there was a hurricane on the way. Well, don't worry there isn't!' |
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Michael Fish

Ian McAskill

John Ketley

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| 10) 'The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted' |
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Pope John Paul II

Desmond Tutu

Mother Teresa

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