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Daily Routine

To guarantee you are a pong-free zone, just make sure you follow the cleaning routing every day. Your skin and hair will reward you by looking clean, glowing and healthy - and your friends will adore the sweet-smelling you.
1 Take a five minute shower with a bar of soap every morning, come rain or shine.
2   Dry yourself, making sure every nook and cranny is moisture free.
3   If you're clean-shaven, shave daily. No nasty stubble, thank you.
Ladies - don't forget to remove your stubble too!
4   Put on an underarm antiperspirant after showering.
5   Put on clean undies every day.
6   Always wash your hands with soap after you go to the loo and before preparing or eating food.
7   Comb or brush your hair every morning, and as necessary throughout the day.
8   Take off make-up and wash your face before bed, otherwise bacteria and sebum accumulate causing blackheads and spots.
9   Brush your teeth for two minutes twice a day, once in the morning and once before bed. If you can brush them throughout the day, so much the better.
10   Floss teeth. We know it's easy to forget but just smell all that nasty plaque that comes out!