1. How to be brave

Tiffany Aching, Witch of the Chalk, taught us how to see beyond what is in front of us, and how to be brave...

There wasn’t any real magic, she thought. I just stood my ground. You have to stand your ground, because it’s your ground

- Tiffany Aching

2. Do not fear death

The friendly face of Death taught us that death in itself is nothing to fear...

Despite rumour, Death isn’t cruel – merely terribly, terribly good at his job

3. Treat others with respect

Granny Weatherwax taught us to treat others with respect, dignity and decency.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things

- Granny Weatherwax

4. Prejudice isn't helpful

Rincewind taught us that sandals make the best getaway shoes, and that prejudice is not a helpful approach to life...

He was a person who divided the world quite simply into people who were trying to kill him and people who weren’t. That didn’t leave much room for fine details like what colour anyone was

- Rincewind

5. The leopard can change his shorts

Moist Von Lipvig, a natural born criminal, a fraudster by vocation, an habitual liar and saviour of the postal service, taught us that the leopard can change his shorts...

I’ve fallen into good ways. I keep thinking I can give it up at any time I like, but I don’t. But I know if I couldn’t give it up any time I liked, I wouldn’t go on doing it

- Moist Von Lipvig

6. Sometimes it's good to break the rules

Esk taught us when not to know your place, and when to break the rules.

If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you

- Esk

7. Politics is always complicated

Vetinarii taught us that the only time politics is ever simple is when it’s tyranny...

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote

- Vetinarii

8. Light a candle in the dark

Captain Carrot taught us that being simple is not the same as being stupid, and to light a candle in the dark...

Only crimes could take place in darkness. Punishment had to be done in the light. That was the job of a good watchman, Carrot always said. To light a candle in the dark

9. Don't tolerate injustice

Samuel Vimes taught us not to tolerate injustice, and that, while candles are all well and good, sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness...

'The common people?' said Vimes. 'They’re nothing special. They’re no different from the rich and powerful except they’ve got no money or power. But the law should be there to balance things up a bit'

- Samuel Vimes

10. Words have power

Susan Sto Helit taught us that words have power, that stories are important and that we want a schoolteacher around when the apocalypse comes...

Because in this world, after everyone panics, there’s always got to be someone to tip the wee out of the shoe

- Susan Sto Helit

  • The Wee Free Men

    Discworld Novels

  • A nightmarish danger threatens from the other side of reality . . .

    Armed with only a frying pan and her common sense, young witch-to-be Tiffany Aching must defend her home against the monsters of Fairyland. Luckily she has some very unusual help: the local Nac Mac Feegle – aka the Wee Free Men – a clan of fierce, sheep-stealing, sword-wielding, six-inch-high blue men.

    Together they must face headless horsemen, ferocious grimhounds, terrifying dreams come true, and ultimately the sinister Queen of the Elves herself . . .


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