Magnus Chase, a homeless Bostonian orphan enjoys falafel, and long walks outdoors. Which is good, because being homeless means a lot of outdoor time. On his sixteenth birthday he learned he was the son of a Norse god. Yep, you heard that right.
Here are nine of the best quotes from Magnus that really tell it how it is... well wouldn't you, if you'd just been killed and carried to a modernised interpretation of the Norse afterlife?