Download a festive Only Fools and Horses mask and wrapping paper

Is there anything more lovely jubbly than an Only Fools and Horses Christmas special? 

To say bonjour to Christmas and celebrate the launch of The Only Fools and Horses: The Peckham Archives, we’ve re-written the classic 12 Days of Christmas song to get you in the proper Christmas fromage frais.

Voila! As the French say. Now go on my son - sing your heart out!

‘On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A one-legged turkey.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two chandeliers,

And a one-legged turkey.

[Repeat with below]

Three French phrases

Four hooky watches

Five gold chains

Six mobile phones

Seven smuggled diamonds

Eight brooms-a-sweeping

Nine Filofaxes 

Ten dolls exploding

Eleven blokes wigs

Twelve crates of Peckham Spring’


The truest Del and Rodders fans can also download our printable Only Fools and Horses wrapping paper and mask below.

Wrapping paper



Rodney's Robin mask



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