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Crap Jokes

  • Crap Jokes


  • Find laughs on the loo. This book has loads of them - over 400 pages of the best jokes in fact.

    What happened when the human cannonball was late for work?     He got fired!

    See?!

    Enjoy this and hundreds of other feel-good jokes and one-liners.

The Frustrated Commuter’s Companion
The Frustrated Commuter’s Companion
Jonathan Swan
A Man Walks Into a Bar 3
A Man Walks Into a Bar 3
Jonathan Swan
Funny Shaped Balls
Funny Shaped Balls
Jonathan Swan
Man Walks Into A Bar 2
Man Walks Into A Bar 2
Jonathan Swan

Dr Jonathan Swan, who earned his medical qualification by correspondence, practices in North London on anyone he can stop for long enough in the street. He also holds a second honorary qualification from the Muswell Hill School of Hypochondria.

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