Tim Vine

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
  • The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

  • Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

    Velcro.
    What a rip off.

    Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
    Because he's got a massive bum.

    So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

    Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

    I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair


    Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

Tim Vine burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995 and has since gone on to find universal acclaim as the undisputed master of the one-liner. In 2004 Tim became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, smashing the previous record with a total of 499. He lives in London and is currently co-starring in the hit sitcom Not Going Out.