Books

Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic

Matt Groening

In Lisa Simpson’s Guide to Geek Chic, Springfield’s most sensitive student reveals the secrets of being a misunderstood geek goddess.

Geeks are no longer just those sideshow freaks biting the heads off chickens. Geeks are now freaks about all kinds of other things and are proud to let it show. Geek is now chic, nerdy is now noble, and dorky is now desirable, as they always should have been. The readers, the writers, the scientists, and the creators are now at the top of the heap, and it’s time to show the rest of the world what they are made of . . . beside mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus, of course.

Let your geek flag fly!

C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination

Matt Groening

PART OF THE VAULT OF SIMPSONOLOGY SERIES - ESSENTIAL READING FOR ALL SIMPSONS FANS.

Does power corrupt? Absolutely!

Does the hunger and lust for absolute power course through your icy blue veins?

Do you feel the need to rule the world with an iron fist?

To subjugate the masses with a whimsical snap of your fingers?

To rise above the insolent and unworthy with your superior intelligence and unlimited supply of cold hard cash?

Have you ever wondered if there was a simple step-by-step guide for following your impulses and instincts toward world domination?

You’ve come to the right place. Here is the opportunity of a lifetime—the chance to turn your sociopathic needs into bloodthirsty greed! Now you can learn at the feet of the Master of Megalomania . . . Charles Montgomery Burns!

Don’t just stand there, you sniveling slugabed. Purchase this portable periodical posthaste and leave your conscience at the cash register!

Bart Simpson's Manual of Mischief

Matt Groening

PART OF THE VAULT OF SIMPSONOLOGY SERIES - ESSENTIAL READING FOR ALL SIMPSONS FANS.

Bart Simpson is truly the unrivaled master of mischief. Amateur pranksters around the world take their tips and learn their tricks from Bart, the sneakiest of sneaks. The nightmare of every sister and the destroyer of calm composure for every grown-up, this clever kid knows how to push everyone’s buttons and get away with it all. Now Bart shares his mischievous secrets with the world, from the contents of the perfect spy kit to the ideal methods of agonizing annoyance.

Packed to the brim with inserts and special features, including removable 'Sneaky Hall of Fame' cards and a booklet on the complete art of the prank phone call, Bart Simpson’s Manual of Mischief includes everything readers need to become a true technician of trouble. This is the second instalment in the Vault of Simpsonology series and a follow-up to the wildly popular Homer Simpson’s Little Book of Laziness.

Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness

Matt Groening

Few men have the extraordinary ability to get absolutely nothing done like Homer Simpson, the true American Idle. Now you too can develop a flair for the laissez-faire from Springfield's very own Sultan of Sloth.

Get the lowdown on the slow down and discover a knack for the slack.

Including:

The Lazy Hall of Fame
Homer's Lazy look at Fashion
The Lazy Man's Tool Kit
and
The Adventures of Sloth Man

The perfect Christmas gift for the slob in your life....

Biography

Matt Groening is the creator of The Simpsons, the longest-running comedy in television history. He followed it with his creation of the hit sci-fi series Futurama. He lives in Los Angeles.