• "A rags-to-riches story featuring a scouse scally with a heart of gold."

    The Independent
  • "An outrageous biography devoted to the life and times in which the naff, naughty and nefarious come together in buttock-clenching fashion."

    Scotland on Sunday
  • "Top autobiography from one of football’s true lads"

  • "A cheeky but brilliant read."

    Shoot Monthly