Reviews

  • "If it's an intelligent, witty and surreal read you're after, this one beats most football books out there"

    Four Four Two magazine
  • "Witty, engaging and impassioned"

    GQ
  • "Most football books are rubbish, but this one, written by Britain's funniest broadcaster and a legendary magazine editor is full of the sort of vim and brio that will make you want to throw off your velvet pantaloons, your crushed silk undershirt and your embroidered codpiece, done a box-fresh donkey jacket and hurtle down to your local for a couple of metres of mead and a family packet of Kettles"

    Dylan Jones, Independent Magazine

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