Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

Mitchell Symons

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

  • Red Fox
  • Published 7th March 2013
  • 256 Pages
  • 126mm x 178mm x 16mm
  • 159g
  • £5.99