Crap Jokes

Wet Yourself Laughing with the Ultimate Joke Book

Jonathan Swan



What happened when the human cannonball was late for work?

He got fired!

Enjoy this and hundreds of other jokes and one-liners so crap they may make you cringe – but at least they’ll keep you entertained on the toilet.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato!

What’s the funniest fruit?

A pun-net of strawberries!

Why did the genie go to a psychiatrists?

His emotions were all bottled up.

You’re stuck on the loo, you may as well have a laugh.

  • Pop Press
  • Published 16th August 2018
  • 400 Pages
  • 270g
  • £7.99