There Is No Dog

There Is No Dog

Summary

In the beginning there was Bob.
And Bob created the heavens and the earth

and the beasts of the field
and the creatures of the sea,
and twenty-five million other species
including lots and lots of gorgeous girls.
And all of this, he created in just six days.
Six days!

Congratulations, Bob!
No wonder Earth is such a mess.

Imagine that God is a typical teenage boy. He is lazy, careless, self-obsessed, sex-mad -- and about to meet Lucy, the most beautiful girl on earth.
Unfortunately, whenever Bob falls in love, disaster follows.

Let us pray that Bob does not fall in love with Lucy.

Reviews

  • My top choice for summer, it's an astounding crossover novel
    The Times

About the author

Meg Rosoff

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