• I dislocated my jaw laughing

    Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl
  • 228/10 - That's an understatement.

    William, age 10
  • Wicked illustrations that will help you tackle silly dangers. Made me laugh out loud and I know my friends at school will love it!

    Robyn, age 8
  • Awesome jokes that made me laugh out loud ... one of the funniest books I have read.

    Isla, age 9
  • I loved it because it is full of hilarious pictures . . . such as TEPOC - the Emergency Page Of Calm. Make a copy of this page and show it to your Mum when she is getting stressed!

    Ross, age 10
  • Loved it! Really enjoyed it - favourite chapter was the danger pets

    Jennifer, age 7
  • This book is very good for boys as it contains scary and rude things. . . !

    Tomasz, age 9
  • Brilliantly silly

    Sunday Express
  • A star turn that will amuse smart seven-year-olds, 17-year-olds, and, in our experience, 47-year olds . . . well-paced and funny throughout

    Time Out London
  • A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.

    Financial Times

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