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Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade

  • Imprint: Penguin

  • ISBN: 9781844880904

  • Length: 304  Pages

  • Dimensions: 198mm x 18mm x 129mm

  • Weight: 213g

  • RRP: £12.99

Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he knew all he needed to about women's bodies ...

So there I was, roysh, in a state of basically very blissful ignorance, when suddenly Sorcha's up the Damien and I have to listen to, like, women's stuff.

And now he's getting a biology lesson he could have SO lived without ...

I am telling you, roysh, I never even knew nipples could crack and I was very happy not knowing it. I mean, all I knew about the whole scenario was six seconds of seriously good loving, and now I'm basically expected to be an expert on how to, like, breathe like Dorth Vader and deal with baby turds.

Sometimes, life just isn't fair to the babe magnet supremo ...

This is SO not good for my rep - but do you think Sorcha even, like, cares about that? Not focking likely!

  • Imprint: Penguin

  • ISBN: 9781844880904

  • Length: 304  Pages

  • Dimensions: 198mm x 18mm x 129mm

  • Weight: 213g

  • RRP: £12.99

Reviews

  • Hilarious and acerbic as ever - ripe and outrageous material

    IRISH TIMES

  • Quite simply, the sharpest writer of fiction in Ireland today - and I'm talking totally

    IRISH MAIL ON SUNDAY

  • There's a razor sharp edge to Paul Howard's satire on modern Dublin

    IRISH EXAMINER

  • Un-focking-missable

    IN DUBLIN

  • Hilarious

    SUNDAY WORLD

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About the Author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

RO'CK of Ages, a compilation of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's most iconic and popular Irish Times' columns since 2007, is the twenty-third book in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Ross books have sold over one million copies, are annually nominated for the Popular Fiction prize at the Irish Book Awards - where they have won the prize an unprecedented three times - and are also critically acclaimed as satirical masterpieces. One of the series - The Oh My God Delusion - was chosen as Ireland's favourite book in Eason's 125th birthday poll.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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