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Don’t miss out on seeing Peter Crouch, the English football legend – 42-times capped, and scorer of over 100 Premier League goals – LIVE, as he lifts the lid on the nation’s favourite sport. He will be joined by That Peter Crouch Podcast co-host Chris Stark. 

Candid, witty and thoroughly entertaining, this is a unique opportunity to hear Crouchy share tales from his extraordinary career in English and club football. Whether you’re there for the genuine insight into the life of a professional footballer, or the tall tales of Gareth Bale’s magic beans and his accidental friendship with Mickey Rourke, this is certain to be a revealing and hilarious evening.

** EVERY TICKET INCLUDES A COPY OF I, ROBOT: HOW TO BE A FOOTBALLER 2 BY PETER CROUCH**

‘Peter Crouch is a comedy genius’ - Daily Mail

‘One of the funniest human beings on the planet’ - Romesh Ranganathan
 

  • I, Robot

  • What happens on the pitch is only half the story.

    Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with twenty-one other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accidentally becoming best mates with Mickey Rourke, or understanding why spitting is considered football’s most heinous crime.

    In How to be a Footballer, Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you’re on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. We will learn about Gareth Bale’s magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment, and why Crouchy’s dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.

    Whether you’re an armchair expert, or out in the stands every Saturday, crazy for five-a-side or haven’t put on a pair of boots since school, this is the real inside story of how to be a footballer.

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