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Biography

Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle. Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.

Books

The Little Book of Spooky Jokes

Joe King (and others)

What happens if you see twin witches?
You won’t be able to tell which witch is which

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
You can’t fool me, I can see right through you

These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).

The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever

Joe King

Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!

Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the Milky Way!

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!

Why did the alien knit itself three socks?
Because it grew another foot!

Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!

The Funniest Holiday Joke Book Ever

Joe King

Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout.

Where do genies go on summer vacation?
To lamp camp


Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
She wanted to test the water


Which cake lives in a French cathedral?
The Flapjack of Notre Dame


Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!

The Funniest Back to School Joke Book Ever

Joe King

What did the maths teacher order for dessert?
Pi.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get a head.

PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever

Joe King

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?
Because he had the floo!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed.

These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever

Joe King

What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to tell which witch is witch

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
You can't fool me, I can see right through you

Will: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.'
Mum: 'What do they say?'
Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?'
Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.'

These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Joe King (and others)

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
Fowl

Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
He got a red card

These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Joe King also has results for younger readers on ladybird.

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