Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the Milky Way!
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Why did the alien knit itself three socks?
Because it grew another foot!
Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout.
Where do genies go on summer vacation?
To lamp camp
Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
She wanted to test the water
Which cake lives in a French cathedral?
The Flapjack of Notre Dame
Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
What did the maths teacher order for dessert?
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get a head.
PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to tell which witch is witch
What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
You can't fool me, I can see right through you
Will: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.'
Mum: 'What do they say?'
Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?'
Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.'
These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).