About Jeremy Strong: Jeremy Strong once worked in a bakery, putting the jam into three thousand doughnuts every night. Now he puts the jam into stories instead, which he finds much more exciting. He loves writing stories because it's 'the only time you alone have complete control and can make anything happen'. His ambition is to make you laugh (or at least snuffle). Jeremy Strong lives near Bath with his wife, Gillie, four cats and a flying cow.

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The Jeremy Strong joke book is back and filled with even more bottoms and quizzes and silliness and, best of all, pranks! Blow up stuff, glue stuff and PHHHFFWWWWWHHHHH - play with whoopee cushions all day long! AND you get Streaker the dog, Vikings, giants, cosmic pajamas and Monsters galore . . .

Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off-Even-More Joke Book

Amanda Li

Is it time to pause for breath? No because there's also Streaker the dog, indoor pirates, trolls and superheroes AND karate kicking and time-travelling AND mad grannies and so much more. 
 
Featuring a brand new short-story by Jeremy, the Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes,puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories. 
 
Warning! No Knock-knock's were used in the making of this book.

Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book

You'll be crying with laughter in the playground and chuckling in class - no school bag is complete without a copy of Classroom Chaos! Jam-packed with jokes and silliness and DIY school reports AND starring Captain Blackpatch, Miss Pandemonium, Siggy the Viking, Nicholas and his crazy family and more, school has never been so much fun!

Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Classroom Chaos Joke Book

Jack's in trouble. Big trouble. Not only is he in hospital with a leg in traction (boring) but he knows the police are coming for him. Because of an accident &ndash; a tomato-related accident &ndash; involving a supermarket pyramid and an old-age pensioner. Whoops! 
 
Jeremy Strong knows exactly what makes kids laugh, and he's on top form in this very funny detective spoof. A major rebranding and repackaging programme in 2007 will ensure there's not a child in the country who hasn't laughed their socks off with Jeremy! 
 
Rowan Clifford's illustrations add to the fun.

Beware! Killer Tomatoes

Casper and his friends have a not-so-well-kept secret . . . they're all SUPERHEROES! That's right; no emergency is moo, sorry, TOO big for Mr Butternut's class, not even a herd of playground invading COWS! 
 
And when the school lunch trolley is raided by some pesky packed-lunch robbers, can Casper the Cartoon Kid save the day? 
 
Three funny stories in one book for 7+ by Jeremy Strong, the award-winning author of The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog and My Brother's Famous Bottom.

Cartoon Kid - Emergency!

AARGH - the school inspectors have arrived! 
 
There's trouble at school, but Casper and his friends have an out-of-this-world secret . . . THEY'RE ALL SUPERHEROES! Masher McNee and his monster zombie mob are no match for their extra-special powers in the playground. WHAM-BAM-JELLY-AND-JAM! 
 
With a snoring zombie giving Casper sleepless nights, and a gruesome discovery for show-and-tell, the Cartoon Kid is ready for anything - dead or alive! 
 
SPLUDDD!!!SPINNG!!!!BOOFFF!!!!! 
 
** Three funny stories in one book for 6+ by Jeremy Strong, the award-winning author of The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog and My Brother's Famous Bottom. 
** www.jeremystrong.co.uk 
** Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, and Liz Pichon's The Brilliant World of Tom Gates.

Cartoon Kid - Zombies!

THE BEAK SPEAKS: Mark is concerned that his dad has too much to do since his mum left - looking after him and his sister Tammy, the house and his vet's practice. He advertises for a girlfriend for his dad and soon the surgery is full of eager women, including the beautiful, but evil, Divine and her ugly henchman, Jaundice. This pair of crooks are smuggling animals and need a vet to look after them. Mark's dad is a sucker for Divine, but just to make sure of his help, she kidnaps the children. Luckily Mark has made friends with one of the smuggled chimps, Arnold Teabag, who is a bit of an escape artist, and the chimp brings help. 
 
CHICKEN SCHOOL: Tim's family is the Most Boring Family In The World and he's fed up. He wants fun! Thrills! Adventure! And school's just as boring too. But one day a phantom message about Tim appears and everything changes. Who is the day-glo scribbler - and what's so special about chickens anyway? 
 
** Jeremy Strong is the award-winning author of The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog, My Brother's Famous Bottom and Cartoon Kid. 
** He is one of the top 20 most-borrowed children's authors from British libraries. 
** His slapstick humour appeals to both boys and girls age 7+ 
** Great value - two books in one!

The Beak Speaks/Chicken School

Ian Cunliffe

Patagonia Clatterbottom is very cross. Other pirates have ambushed the Pirate School's food. So, she's going to teach the children &ndash; Smudge, Flo, Ziggy and Corkella &ndash; how to make a proper pirate attack and get their food back. 
 
But things go wrong, and all the teachers are captured! Luckily the children have a plan &ndash; and some friendly dolphins are helping as well. 
 
Jeremy Strong knows just what children like and just what makes them laugh. Be prepared for giggles! 
 
Jeremy Strong's Pirate School: The Bun Gun was featured in the brand-new series of Jackanory.

Pirate School: A Very Fishy Battle

&lsquo;That&rsquo;s the one!&rsquo; she cried. &lsquo;That&rsquo;s the bottom I&rsquo;m after. Darling, you have the most gorgeous bottom!&rsquo; 
 
Nicholas&rsquo;s dad has a plan to make some fast cash. Nappies! Some disposable-nappy people are looking for a beautiful botty for their new advert &ndash; and all Nicholas&rsquo;s baby brother has to do is pass the audition. What could possibly go wrong?

My Brother's Famous Bottom

A hilarious illustrated series for young readers set in Ancient Rome.

Perilus is a Roman boy who is crazy about chariot racing. He loves to practise in his own homemade chariot (pulled by the family goat) and dreams of riding in the Circus Maximus himself one day. But when Perilus's hero, the brilliant charioteer Scorcha , goes missing on the day of the big race, Perilus finds his wish coming true sooner than he'd imagined!

Romans on the Rampage

Streaker is a mixed-up kind of dog . . .with quite a bit of Ferrari and a large chunk of whirlwind . . . 
 
Streaker is no ordinary dog. She&rsquo;s a rocket on four legs with a woof attached, and Trevor has got until the end of the holidays to train her. If he fails, he&rsquo;ll lose his bet with horrible Charlie Smugg, and something very, very yucky involving frogspawn will happen . . .

The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog

&lsquo;Do you think I should ask him out, Nicholas, or is that a bit forward?&rsquo; 
 
&lsquo;GRANNY!&rsquo; We all stared at her. Dad had to sit down. 
 
Nicholas&rsquo;s granny has fallen in love &ndash; with the elderly Hell&rsquo;s Angel next door! Yurrrgghhh. Nicholas&rsquo;s dad isn&rsquo;t happy about it &ndash; but Granny won&rsquo;t let him get in the way. She has a few tricks up her sleeve . . . and Granny on a motorbike could be a very dangerous thing . . .

My Granny's Great Escape

&lsquo;It&rsquo;s that alligator . . . Dad should never have brought it into the house. Crunchbag has escaped and he&rsquo;s eaten Granny!&rsquo; 
 
Some dads bring home rabbits. Or dogs. Or parrots. Not Nicholas&rsquo;s dad. The latest member of their family is Crunchbag &ndash; the ALLIGATOR! Soon he&rsquo;s running riot in the bathroom and on the roof and even in the park! But he wouldn&rsquo;t eat poor defenceless Granny . . . would he?

My Dad's Got an Alligator!

It's the first day at PIRATE SCHOOL for Ziggy, Smudge, Carkella and Flo and they have lots of new things to contend with.  Their headteacher is the scary Patagonia Clasterbotton and they have to take lessons include walking the plank and hand-to-hand fighting.  When out on the pirate ship a storm blows up, resulting in the children having to rescue Patagonia when she's swept overboard, and they learn that really  Patagonia is not so scary after all!

Pirate School: Just a Bit of Wind

Tony Lightspeed is always bringing home sick and injured animals, so when he turns up with an unconscious man dressed from head to tie in rather stinky bandages, his family aren't too surprised. But then they discover that the man is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh named Sennapod, who has been dead for over 4,000 years. Brought back to life by two dastardly grave robbers, Sennapod is on the run. Can he persuade the Lightspeeds to help him?

There's A Pharaoh In Our Bath!

&lsquo;Oooh! I&rsquo;m going to be a granny!&rsquo; she cried. 
 
&lsquo;You already are a granny, Granny.&rsquo; I pointed out. 
 
&lsquo;. . . Oh yes. So I am!&rsquo; 
 
Nicholas&rsquo;s mum is having a baby. It&rsquo;s going to mean some big changes. His mum&rsquo;s getting ENORMOUS and Granny wants to live in the garden! But that&rsquo;s not all, because there&rsquo;s an even bigger shock to come . . .

My Mum's Going to Explode!

Rob worries about everything - being bitten by snakes to dinosaurs waiting round the corner. So when the Vorks move in across the road, he is convinced that they're aliens and that he must save the world!

I'm Telling You, They're Aliens!

Nicholas and his family are hatching eggs for his school's Easter Fair. But the eggs keep going missing and their new rabbits, Saucepan and Nibblewibble, are causing havoc in the garden. Perhaps Cilla, their nosy new neighbour, is even more trouble than she seems?

My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom

Nicholas's dad has had an idea &ndash; always a cue for disaster! This time he's planning to take the whole family camping. Sounds great, but Tomato is taking her pet carrot (don't ask) and Cheese is smuggling his pet hen into the camping van, while Granny and Lancelot are planning on bringing the goat . . . 
 
How much chaos can one family cause! 
 
The sixth story in this very popular series is every bit as silly and delightful as all the rest, while Rowan Clifford's black-and-white illustrations add to the fun.

My Brother's Famous Bottom Goes Camping

Stuff is the nickname of our hero, Simon (because he knows a lot of weird stuff). Stuff's parents have split up, and his dad has brought back a new step-mum (the Sherry Trifle), a step-sister (the awful Natasha) and a radical feminist rabbit called Pankhurst (she only attacks men - spooky). In Stuff's own words, here is how he tries (and fails) to run away from home. How he tries to get off with the beautiful Sky, and dump girlfriend Delfine (without being beaten up by her psycho brother). In fact, how to get through life as a teenage boy.

Stuff

Mark is concerned that his dad has too much to do since his mum left - looking after him and his sister Tammy, the house and his vet's practice. He advertises for a girlfriend for his dad and soon the surgery is full of eager women, including the beautiful, but evil, Divine and her ugly henchman, Jaundice. This pair of crooks are smuggling animals and need a vet to look after them. Mark's dad is a sucker for Divine, but just to make sure of his help, she kidnaps the children. Luckily Mark has made friends with one of the smuggled chimps, Arnold Teabag, who is a bit of an escape artist, and the chimp brings help. The story is told alternatively by Mark and the family's wise-cracking pet mynah bird!

The Beak Speaks

Lucy King is a girl with extra special powers - she shimmers and she zooms through the air like a streak of lightning, flying from one amazing adventure to another.  All three LUCY titles, LIGHTNING LUCY, LIGHTNING LUCY STORMS AHEAD and LIGHTNING LUCY STRIKES AGAIN, are here in this fabulous omnibus edition.  This is the first time that STORMS AHEAD and STRIKES AGAIN have been on the Puffin list.

The Shocking Adventures of Lightning Lucy

Nicholas and his family are off on holiday to Turkey! 
 
But with Cheese and Tomato causing chaos with stray tortoises, Dad having to be rescued by the lifeguard, and Mum setting off the hotel sprinkler system with her belly-dancing routine, rest and relaxation are not on the cards!

My Brother's Famous Bottom Makes a Splash!

Crazy capers abound in Ancient Rome! Croakbag the amazing talking raven tells the hilarious story of Perilus, the boy charioteer, his unpredictable family and Tiddles, the widdling elephant who's befriended them all. Another irresistible story for fans of David Walliams or David Baddiel.

Romans on the Rampage: Chariot Champions

A brand new adventure for the Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog gives us more laugh-out-loud capers for Trevor and his ridiculously speedy dog, Streaker. With mysterious pet-kidnappings going on all around and Dad threatening to send Streaker to behaviour boot camp, Trevor needs to come up with a way to keep Streaker safe. Enter best friend Tina and her mum's hair extensions and dye . . . Giggle all the way to the end of Trevor's master plan!

The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog: Master of Disguise

When Streaker goes on her summer holidays, hilarious misadventures can't be far behind.

Kidnapped! The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog's Sizzling Summer

Perilus and his family are in trouble again! His dad has been arrested for stealing money from the Imperial Mint. Can Croakbag the talking raven save the day once more?

Romans on the Rampage: Jail Break!

5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Lift Off! 
 
My brother's famous bottom is going into space! Well, a video of it, anyway. And the best news is that the whole family gets to go to America to see the launch! 
 
We're going to climb the Empire State Building, ride in a helicopter, and eat gherkins for breakfast. Who knows, maybe we'll even get to meet the President . . .

My Brother's Famous Bottom Takes Off!

When Ellie puts on her new pyjamas, strange things start to happen. She and her little brother, Max, are whisked off to the Christmas Shop where a battle is raging between a valiant troop of toys and the scaaaarry Christmas Tree Fairy and her army of angels. 
 
Can Ellie and Max save Christmas for the world - or will they be arrested for being mince spies? 
 
This is the first book in the Cosmic Pyjamas series. They're magical and they're dangerous. You have been warned!

The Battle for Christmas

FANTASTI-BUBBLY-CRUMBO! 
 
When the Lovehart family receive a MEGA-MASSIVE delivery, there's only one thing it can be. An elephant of course! 
 
A gentle giant named Fudge has come to live with them - he can be a friend for their pet orang-utan, Batpants. But then Fudge mysteriously vanishes . . . he's been elephant-napped, for a ransom of TWO MILLION pounds! 
 
Who can save twinkle-toes Fudge? Never fear - Batpants is on the trail! 
 
Hoo hooo hooooo ha ha ha ha ha!

Batpants and the Vanishing Elephant

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