Hello, folks! Halloween is nearly here, and before I get busy carving a pumpkin into the side of someone’s face (sorry, that was meant to be ‘carve someone’s face into the side a pumpkin’ – silly me!) here’s a list of my favourite villains from some great books I’ve read!
These are all nasty, hideous people – really slimy and disgusting – so if you’re not brave, you might want to hide – but remember! Evil people don’t have to look evil - some of these ruffians seem really nice, but on the inside – trust me – they are rotten old spider-goblins bloated with lies and poison.
I have never been more frightened of anybody than I am of the button-eyed, smile-sewing Other Mother! It’s very, very lucky she’s made up, otherwise, I would have to set fire to the whole world, just to escape her. (And I don’t want to set fire to the whole world, just bits of my homeland Australia, which if you know anything about Australia, those bits are almost certainly already on fire anyway.)
Dolores Umbridge – in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling (2003)
We’ve all met people like Dolores Umbridge. They like kittens, they like biscuits, they like rules, they like order, they seem sweet and kind, but there’s just one problem – they hate people! Oh, they’ll be very lovely to the folks they think can get them things, and hugely nasty to anyone who can’t. Don’t worry, though, kids! It doesn’t take made-up magic to sort people like that out, because the real magic is – they’re already unhappy, they just don’t know it yet! Also, they might get lost in the woods and get sorted out by centaurs.
The Cracks – in Small Things by Mel Tregonning (2016)
These are the most frightening villains I’ve seen in any book – and they can affect all of us. Small Things uses the image of cracks appearing in your body to show what happens when worries hurt you, and then the worries get bigger and bigger and bigger. Have a read of it if you ever feel alone, or sad – the lesson is we all have worries, and you’ll never be alone.
And that’s it! Have a happy rest of your autumn, everybody! And if you want a really rip-roaring adventure full of guts and gore and jokes and brave kids dealing with adults, have a read of my novel The Little Town of Marrowville!