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Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

  • Funniest Thing You Never Said 2

  • The bestselling, blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6,000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour.

    'I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.' - Samuel Johnson

    'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches ... all the Geldof daughters.' - Sean Lock

    'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.' - Richard Nixon

    'I've had more women than most people have noses.' - Steve Martin

    'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.' - Oscar Wilde

    'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.' - Homer Simpson

    'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx

    'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen

The Wit and Wisdom of the North
The Wit and Wisdom of the North
Rosemarie Jarski
Just Like Mum Says
Just Like Mum Says
Rosemarie Jarski
Dim Wit
Dim Wit
Rosemarie Jarski
Grumpy Old Wit
Grumpy Old Wit
Rosemarie Jarski
A Word From the Wise
A Word From the Wise
Rosemarie Jarski
Great British Wit
Great British Wit
Rosemarie Jarski
The Funniest Thing You Never Said
The Funniest Thing You Never Said
Rosemarie Jarski

Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books: The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.

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