Andy Dawson

Get in the Sea!
  • Get in the Sea!

  • The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving.

    The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.

    Man buns? Get in the sea.

    Glitter beards? In you go.

    Cereal cafes? SEA.

    And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there's waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando's, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It's never ending.

    Something must be done.

    Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .

Andy Dawson has written for an array of newspapers and magazines over the past two decades, some of which no longer exist. Get In The Sea! is his fourth book, if you include the two that he co-wrote with Monkey from the PG tips adverts.

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