• "Where would we be without it?"

    Havelock Vetinari
  • "A good stiff cardboard cover that will provide a whole month of inner soles, and soft paper inside, truly a boon for the working man"

    Bernard Pearson
  • "Better read than dead"

    Reg Shoe, Fresh Start Club, 668 Elm St, Ankh-Morpork
  • "With thys Almanak as my gide my every venture is bound to prosper"

    C.M.O.T. Dibbler