• "These stories of sex pack a truly original pungency... kicking off belly-laughs or melting you with an apt phrase, Simpson makes a delectable debut"

    Mail on Sunday
  • "Outstanding... You should read her"

    The Times
  • "Dazzlingly original... Simpson's black-hearted humour is something to relish"

    Sunday Times
  • "Absolutely brilliant... the only book this year that's made me sick with envy"

    Julie Burchill
  • "The most sensuous writer in the land"

    Fay Weldon