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Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

  • Imprint: Red Fox

  • Published: 07/03/2013

  • ISBN: 9781849411912

  • Length: 256  Pages

  • Dimensions: 178mm x 16mm x 126mm

  • Weight: 159g

  • RRP: £5.99

Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

Mitchell Symons

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

  • Imprint: Red Fox

  • Published: 07/03/2013

  • ISBN: 9781849411912

  • Length: 256  Pages

  • Dimensions: 178mm x 16mm x 126mm

  • Weight: 159g

  • RRP: £5.99

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About the Author

Mitchell Symons

Mitchell Symons was born in 1957 in London and educated at Mill Hill School and the LSE, where he studied law. Since leaving BBC TV, where he was a researcher and then a director, he has worked as a writer, broadcaster and journalist. He was a principal writer of early editions of the board game Trivial Pursuit and has devised many television formats. Currently he writes a weekly column for the Sunday Express.

Mitchell Symons

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