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  • Witty, self-deprecating, always funny and sometimes unselfconsciously profound, it's no wonder that Robert Crampton has become such an essential part of Saturday for so many people.

    Alan Johnson MP
  • Beta male but Alpha writer - an irresistible combination.

    Giles Coren
  • Highly enjoyable fayre from a pussy-whipped Northerner - Hey everyone, meet the're ALL going to get on like a house on fire.

    Rachel Johnson
  • Fans of Robert Crampton's column in The Times will love this wry look at what it takes to be a man in modern Britain. From diet anxieties to DIY fails, How To Be A Beta Male provides a hilarious insight into how your other half lives.

    Good Housekeeping

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