Paris for One and Other Stories by Jojo Moyes

Read an extract from Jojo Moyes' new collection of short stories, Paris for One. Featuring nine other stories, Jojo introduces us to a cast of strong, relatable women in the midst of their everyday lives

Paris for One and Other Stories

I snogged a French boy because he looked like that bloke who goes out with Halle Berry. Turned out he was actually German.

‘What do you mean, you’re not coming? We’ve planned this for ages.’ It is the annual Girls’ Trip to Brighton. They have travelled there, on the first weekend of November, every year for six years – Nell, Magda, Trish and Sue – piled into Sue’s old four-wheel drive or Mag- da’s company car. They would escape their daily lives for two nights of drinking, hanging out with the lads from stag weekends, and nursing hangovers over cooked breakfasts in a tatty hotel called Brightsea Lodge, its outside cracked and faded, the scent of its interior suf- fused with decades of drink and cheap aftershave.

The annual trip has survived two babies, one divorce, and a case of shingles (they spent the first night partying in Magda’s hotel room instead). Nobody has ever missed one.

‘Well, Pete’s invited me to go to Paris.’

‘Pete is taking you to Paris?’ Magda had stared at her as if she’d announced she was learning to speak Russian. ‘Pete Pete?’

‘He says he can’t believe I’ve never been.’

‘I went to Paris once, on a school trip. I got lost in the Louvre, and someone put my sneaker down a toilet in the youth hostel,’ said Trish.

‘I snogged a French boy because he looked like that bloke who goes out with Halle Berry. Turned out he was actually German.’

‘Pete-with-the-hair Pete? Your Pete? I’m not trying to be mean. I just thought he was a bit of a . . .’

‘Loser,’ said Sue helpfully. ‘Knob.’


‘Obviously we’re wrong. Turns out he’s the kind of bloke who takes Nell on romantic weekends to Paris. Which is . . . you know. Great. I just wish it wasn’t the same long weekend as our long weekend.’

‘Well, once we’d got the tickets . . . it was difficult . . .’ Nell mumbled with a wave of her hand, hoping nobody would ask who had actually purchased these tickets. (It had been the only weekend left before Christmas when the discount had applied.)

She had planned the trip as carefully as she organized her office paperwork. She had searched the Internet for the best places to go, scanning TripAdvisor for the best budget hotels, cross-checking each one on Google, and entering the results on a spreadsheet.

She had settled on a place behind the rue  de Rivoli – ‘clean, friendly, very romantic’ – and booked an ‘executive double room’ for two nights. She pic- tured herself and Pete tangled up in a French hotel bed, gazing out the window at the Eiffel Tower, holding hands over croissants and coffee in some street café. She was only really going on pictures: she didn’t have much idea what you did on a weekend in Paris, apart from the obvious.

At the age of twenty-six, Nell Simmons had never been away for a weekend with a boyfriend, unless you counted that time she went rock-climbing with Andrew Dinsmore. He had made them sleep in his Mini, and she woke up so cold that she couldn’t move her neck for six hours.

Nell’s mother, Lilian, was fond of telling anyone who would listen that Nell was ‘not the adventurous type’. She was also ‘not the type to travel’, ‘not the kind of girl who can rely on her looks’, and now, occasionally, if her mother thought Nell was out of earshot, ‘no spring chicken’.

That was the thing about growing up in a small town – everyone thought they knew exactly what you were. Nell was the sensible one. The quiet one. The one who would carefully research any plan and who could be trusted to water your plants, mind your kids, and not run off with anyone’s husband.

No, Mother. What I really am, Nell thought as she printed off the tickets, gazing at them, then tucking them into a folder with all the important information, is the kind of girl who goes to Paris for the weekend.

As the big day grew nearer, she started to enjoy drop- ping it into conversation. ‘Got to make sure my passport is up-to-date,’ she said when she left her mother after Sunday lunch. She bought new underwear, shaved her legs, painted her toenails a vivid shade of red (she usually went for clear). ‘Don’t forget I’m leaving early on Friday,’ she said at work. ‘You know. For Paris.’

‘Oh, you’re so lucky,’ chorused the girls in Accounts. ‘I’m well jell,’ said Trish, who disliked Pete slightly less than everyone else.

Nell climbs on to the train and stows her bag, wonder- ing how ‘jell’ Trish would be if she could see her now: a girl beside an empty seat going to Paris with no idea whether her boyfriend was even going to turn up.


The Gare du Nord in Paris is teeming. She emerges through the platform gates and is frozen to the spot, standing in the middle of crowds of people, all pushing and shoving, wheeled cases crashing into her shins. Groups of youths in tracksuit tops stare sullenly from the sidelines, and she remembers suddenly that the Gare du Nord is the pickpocketing epicenter of France. Her hand- bag clamped to her side, she walks tentatively in one direction and then the other, temporarily lost among the glass kiosks and escalators that seem to lead nowhere.

A three-note chime sounds on the loudspeaker, and the station announcer says something in French that Nell can’t understand. Everyone else is walking briskly, as if they know where they’re going. It is dark outside, and she feels panic rising like a bubble in her chest. I’m in a strange city, and I don’t even speak the language. And then she sees the suspended sign: TAXIS.

The queue is fifty people long, but she doesn’t care. She scrabbles in her bag for the hotel printout, and when she finally reaches the front of the queue, she holds it out. ‘Hôtel Bonne Ville,’ she says. ‘Um . . . s’il vous plaît.’ The driver looks back at her as if he cannot understand what she says.

‘Hôtel Bonne Ville,’ she says, trying to sound French (she had practised at home in front of the mirror). She tries again. ‘Bonne Ville.’

He looks blank and snatches the piece of paper from her. He stares at it for a moment.

‘Ah! Hôtel Bonne Ville!’ he says, lifting his eyes to heaven. He thrusts the piece of paper back at her and pulls into the heavy traffic.

Nell sits back in the seat and lets out a long breath.

And . . . welcome to Paris.

The journey, hobbled by traffic, takes twenty long, expensive minutes. She gazes out the window at the busy streets, the hairdressers and nail bars, repeating the French road signs under her breath. The elegant grey buildings rise high into the city sky, and the coffee shops glow in the winter night. Paris, she thinks, and with a sudden, unexpected surge of excitement, she feels sud- denly that it will be okay. Pete will come later. She will be waiting for him at the hotel, and tomorrow they will laugh at how worried she was about travelling alone. He always said she was too much of a worrier.

Chill out, babe, he will say. Pete never got stressed about anything. He’d travelled the world with his backpack and still carried his passport in his pocket – ‘just in case.’ When he’d been held up at gunpoint in Laos, he said, he’d just chilled. ‘No point getting stressed about it. Either they were going to shoot me or they weren’t. Nothing I could do about it.’ Then he nodded. ‘We ended up going for a beer with those guys.’

Or there was the time when he was on a small ferry in Kenya, which overturned, mid-river. ‘We just cut the tires off the sides of the boat and hung on till help came. I was pretty chill about that, too – till they told me there were crocodiles in the water.’

She sometimes wondered why Pete, with his tanned features and his endless life experiences (even if the girls sniffed at them), had chosen her. She wasn’t flashy or wild. In fact, she had barely been beyond her own post- code. He once told her he liked her because she didn’t give him a hard time. ‘Other girlfriends are like this in my ear.’ He mimed a yapping motion with his hand. ‘You . . . well, you’re relaxing to be with.’

Nell occasionally wondered if this made her sound a bit like a Furniture Warehouse sofa, but it was probably best not to question these things too hard.


She winds down the window, taking in the sounds of the busy streets, the scent of perfume, coffee and smoke, the breeze catching and lifting her hair. It is just as she’d pictured it. The buildings are tall, with long windows and little balconies – there are no office blocks. Every street corner seems to have a café with round tables and chairs outside. And as the taxi heads further into the city, the women look more stylish and people are greeting each other with kisses as they stop on the pavement.

I’m actually here, she thinks. And suddenly she is grateful that she has a couple of hours to freshen up before Pete arrives. For once she does not want to be the wide-eyed innocent.

I’m going to be Parisian, she tells herself, and sinks back in her seat.

The hotel is in a narrow street off a main boulevard. She counts out the euros according to the sum on the taxi’s meter and hands them to the driver. But instead of tak- ing the money, the driver acts as if she has insulted him, waving towards her suitcase in the boot, grimacing and gesticulating.

‘I’m sorry. I don’t understand,’ she says.

‘La valise!’ he yells. And follows up with something else in rapid-fire French that she cannot understand.

‘The guide said this journey should be thirty euros max. I looked it up.’

More yelling and gesticulating. After a pause she nods, as if she has understood, then anxiously thrusts another ten euros at him. He takes the money, shakes his head, then dumps her suitcase on the pavement. She stands there as he drives off and wonders if she has just been ripped off.

But the hotel looks nice. And she’s here! In Paris! She decides that she will not let anything upset her. She walks in and finds herself in a narrow lobby infused with the scents of beeswax and something else that she decides is indefinably French. The walls are panelled wood, the armchairs old but elegant. All the door handles are brass.

Already she’s wondering what Pete will think of it. Not bad, he will say, nodding. Not bad, babe.

‘Hello,’ she says, nervous, and then, because she has no idea how to say it in French, ‘Parlez anglais? I have booked a room.’

Another woman has arrived behind her, huffing and puffing as she scrabbles in her bag for her own paperwork.

‘Yeah. I have a room booked, too.’ She slaps her own paperwork on the desk beside Nell’s. Nell shifts to the side and tries not to feel crowded.

‘Ugh. I have had a nightmare getting here. A nightmare.’ The woman is American. ‘Paris traffic is the pits.’

The receptionist is in her forties, with short, well-cut black hair in a Louise Brooks bob. She glances up at the two women with a frown. ‘You both have bookings?’

She leans forward and examines the bits of paper. Then she pushes each one towards its owner. ‘But I have only one room left. We are fully booked.’

‘That’s impossible. You confirmed the booking.’ The American woman pushes the paper back at her. ‘I booked it last week.’

‘So did I,’ says Nell. ‘I booked mine two weeks ago.

Look, you can see on my printout.’

The two women stare at each other, suddenly aware that they are in competition.

‘I am sorry. I do not know how you each have this booking. We only have one room.’ The Frenchwoman manages to make it sound as if it is their fault.

‘Well, you will have to find us another room,’ says the woman. ‘You must honour the bookings. Look, there they are in black and white.’

The Frenchwoman lifts a perfectly plucked eyebrow. ‘Madame. I cannot give you what I do not have. There is one room, with twin beds. I can offer one of you a refund, but I do not have two rooms.’

‘But I can’t go anywhere else. I’m meant to be meet- ing someone,’ says Nell. ‘He won’t know where I am.’

‘I’m not moving,’ says the American, folding her arms. ‘I have just flown six thousand miles, and I have a dinner to go to. I have no time to find somewhere else.’

‘Then you may share the room. I can offer each of you a discount of fifty per cent.’

‘Share a room with a stranger? You have got to be kid- ding me,’ says the American.

‘Then I suggest you find another hotel,’ says the recep- tionist coolly, and she turns to answer a telephone.

Nell and the American woman stare at each other. The American woman says, ‘I have just got off a flight from Chicago.’

Nell says, ‘I’ve never been to Paris before. I don’t know where I would find another hotel.’

Neither of them moves. Nell says finally, ‘Look – my boyfriend is going to be meeting me here. We could both take our cases up for now, and when he arrives, I’ll see if he can find us another hotel. He knows Paris bet- ter than I do.’

The American woman looks her up and down slowly, as if working out whether to trust her. ‘I’m not sharing with two of you.’

Nell holds her gaze. ‘Believe me, that is not my idea of a fun weekend away either.’

‘I don’t suppose we have a lot of choice,’ the woman says. ‘I can’t believe this is happening.’

They inform the receptionist of their plan, the Ameri- can woman with disproportionate irritation, Nell thinks, considering that Nell has basically just given her the room. ‘And when this lady leaves, I still want my fifty per cent discount,’ the woman is saying. ‘This whole thing is shameful. You would never get away with ser- vice like this where I come from.’

Nell wonders if she has ever been more uncomfort- able, trapped between the Frenchwoman’s lack of interest and the American’s boiling resentment. She tries to imagine what Pete would do. He would laugh, take it all in his stride. His ability to laugh at life is one of the things she finds attractive about him. It’s fine, she tells herself. They will joke about this later.

They take the key and share a tiny lift up to the third floor. Nell walks behind. The door opens on to an attic room with two beds.

‘Oh,’ says the American. ‘No bath. I hate that there’s no bath. And it’s so small.’

Nell drops her bag. She sits on the end of the bed and texts Pete to tell him what’s happened and ask if he can find another hotel.

I’ll wait here for you. Can you let me know whether you’ll arrive in time for supper? Am quite hungry.

It is already eight o’clock.

He doesn’t respond. She wonders if he is in the Chan- nel tunnel: if he is, he is at least an hour and a half away. She sits in silence as the American woman huffs and puffs and opens her suitcase on the bed, taking all the hangers as she hangs up her clothes.

‘Are you here on business?’ says Nell when the silence becomes too heavy.

‘Two meetings. One tonight and then a day off. I haven’t had a day off this whole month.’ The American says this as if it is Nell’s fault. ‘And tomorrow I have to be on the other side of Paris. Right. I’ve got to go out now. I’m going to trust that you won’t touch my stuff.’

Nell fixes her with a look. ‘I’m not going to touch your stuff.’

‘I don’t mean to be rude. It’s just I’m not in the habit of sharing rooms with total strangers. When your boy- friend arrives, I’d be glad if you could hand in your key downstairs.’

Nell tries not to show her anger. ‘I’ll do that,’ she says, and picks up her book, pretending to read as, with a back- ward glance, the American leaves the room. And it is just at this moment that her phone beeps. Nell snatches it up.

Sorry, babe. Not going to get there. Have a great trip.

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