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Father Christmas’s Fake Beard

  • Father Christmas’s Fake Beard

  • A collection of wonderful Christmas stories from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett. With incredible illustrations from Mark Beech, it's the perfect stocking filler!

    Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different?

    Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit . . . samey.

    How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store or, was even, arrested for burglary!?

    Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These ten stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.

    'Funny, action-packed . . . a rip-roaring read' The Sun

Truckers
Truckers
Terry Pratchett , Mark Beech
Johnny and the Bomb
Johnny and the Bomb
Terry Pratchett
Johnny and the Dead
Johnny and the Dead
Terry Pratchett
Only You Can Save Mankind
Only You Can Save Mankind
Terry Pratchett
Diggers
Diggers
Terry Pratchett

The Bromeliad

4 Books

Johnny Maxwell

3 Books

Mark Beech has been a freelance illustrator for the last ten years, and nowadays works a great deal in the world of children’s publishing. From picture books for early readers, to education and fiction books for older readers, he has even made a picture book for the ipad, which allows him to animate illustrations. He also designs greeting cards, and has even been known to work in the world of advertising from time to time.

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