Jamie Coleman

Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats

  • Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats

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    Please Stop Touching Me
    Every time you do
    I have to lick everywhere
    It's so exhausting

    From the author of What I Lick Before Your Face comes this hilarious companion, Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats.

    Jamie Coleman returns with this brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy. His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners and the poetry that is common to all cats.

    Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.

What I Lick Before Your Face ... and Other Haikus By Dogs
What I Lick Before Your Face ... and Other Haikus By Dogs
Jamie Coleman

Jamie Coleman has called various cat names out of the back door, including Hobbit, Gazza and Blobby. He is currently cat-less as his wife is allergic to them. Which is fine. This is his second collection of poetry, following on from What I Lick Before Your Face, the number-one bestselling book of haikus by dogs published in November 2018.

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