Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Schmidt Happens
  • Schmidt Happens

  • Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

    I've had some pretty bad New Year's Eves in my life. But this one was officially... The! Worst! Ever!

    My wife had just given birth to a baby that wasn't mine. My son had just walked out on his bride-to-be on the eve of their wedding. And my old dear was making threats of revenge against me for allowing her to choke on the olive from her breakfast Martini.

    Throw into the mix three infant sons who were banned from every public park and children's play centre in the city; a father who was working with dodgy Russian business interests to put himself in the Taoiseach's office; and a daughter who was about to do something truly shocking - even by her standards.

    But then, one day, totally out of the blue, I received a very unexpected phone call...

    And let's just say that Schmidt got real.

RELEASED 05/09/2019

Dancing with the Tsars is the eighteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Ross books - annual No 1 bestsellers - have sold over one million copies, are annually nominated for the Popular Fiction prize at the Irish Book Awards - where they have won the prize an unprecedented three times - and are also critically acclaimed as satirical masterpieces. One of the series - The Oh My God Delusion - was chosen as Ireland's favourite book in Eason's 125th birthday poll.