What Every Type of Turd Says About Your Health

Know Your Sh*t

The first of its kind, this full-colour hilarious swatch book will make a perfect gift for anyone who loves toilet humour - and will sit nicely in their toilet!

Matt Roach is a creative director at one of the world's top advertising agencies (so he is no stranger to talking sh*t). His name-dropping career has taken him from tackling the West Africa Ebola epidemic with Idris Elba to writing comedy for Stoptober with the likes of Bill Bailey and Al Murray. 
 
He once got thrown off stage for playing a song called 'I've Sh*t Myself'. 
 
Follow Matt on Twitter @akacreatives or Instagram @mattroach.

Your poo says a lot about your health but how well do you know your sh*t? 
 
This unique, witty and handy colour swatch book is your entertaining and informative guide to every poo you will ever do. Medically approved by a gastroenterologist and full of pop culture gags, you’ll learn fascinating facts about your faeces, such as: 
 
-Why floaters float 
-Why stinkers stink 
-What is and isn't normal 
-How to poo like a pro 
 
With 19 turds to compare to your own, including Poopcorn, Ring Stinger and Lumpty Dumpty, this is an essential guide for anyone who gives a crap about their health (or just has an unhealthy obsession with toilet humour).

Matt Roach

A Parent’s Guide

Your handy guide to the sh*t every parent needs to know. 
 
Most new parents become obsessed with poo – and for good reason. You can find an incredible array of colours in a nappy, and understanding it all is key to a baby's health. 
 
Paediatrician-approved and full of top-tips and remedies, this unique and witty swatch book turns the 'poo palette' into a source of amusement, as well as answering vital questions like: 
- Is it normal for their poo to look like Dijon mustard? 
- What should you do if their nappy resembles an oil spill? 
- Why is your baby's bottom going off like Crack-atoa? 
 
Featuring 16 types of turd including Lumpty Dumpty, Peanut Butter Smelly Time and Nuclear Bum, this guide is a perfect gift for any parent with a sense of humour. And to survive parenthood, you're going to need one.

Matt Roach

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