Rob Hibbert

Rejected Books
  • Rejected Books

  • This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.

    Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

    The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands
    Cooking with Breast Milk
    Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
    Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
    Camel Toes Through History

    Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

Rob Hibbert is a successful copywriter by day. By night, he's a failed comedy writer. Some of his fails include: badly writing a book (Images You Should Not Masturbate To), poorly writing a web series ("How to Talk Australians") and inadequately writing a TV pilot ("I Can't Believe It's Not Better"). He's also failed at stand-up comedy.

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