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    'A hilarious parody ... Unspeakable fun'


    New York Times
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    'Garcia has a knack for pointing out the absurdities of both the female mind and Tinseltown. And though the situation soon turns hilariously outrageous, anyone who's been on a really bad date can relate. A-'


    Entertainment Weekly
  • "'Prepare for a twisted tale ... Garcia pushes the limit of laugh-or-gasp fun as Cassandra trains her former dates in the skills of woman-pleasing. Warped? Yes. But who doesn't want a well-behaved man?'"

    Marie Claire
  • "'Eric Garcia has written a great satirical twist on chick lit.'"

    Chicago Tribune
  • "'Sex and the City meets Misery' "

    Houston Chronicle