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The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

  • Children's Edition

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Velcro.
What a rip off.

Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.

So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair


Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

Reviews

  • Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine

    The Herald

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About the Author

Tim Vine

Tim Vine burst onto the stand-up circuit by winning the Perrier Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Festival in 1995 and has since gone on to find universal acclaim as the undisputed master of the one-liner. In 2004 Tim became the Guinness World Record Holder for telling the most jokes in an hour, smashing the previous record with a total of 499. He lives in London and is currently co-starring in the hit sitcom Not Going Out.

Tim Vine

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