On Your Farts, Get Set, Go!

On Your Farts, Get Set, Go!


Mitchell Symons has stats and stories to entertain and amaze you!

Did the Olympians really compete in the buff?

Which striker's shorts fell down when he was taking a penalty?

Which sport consists of running while juggling?

Which football team's fanzine is called Linesman, You're Rubbish?


  • Mitch knows more totally useless things about useless subjects than anybody on Earth.
    Chris Tarrant

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