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Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! Series 5

The man they call 'Britain's Funniest Milton' stars in series 5 of his acclaimed show Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! 
 
Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Milton Jones is a man who can help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words, there's ''no problem too problemy''. When you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push... 
 
The show comes from Pozzitive, proud producers of Cabin Pressure, Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation, The Brig Society, Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive, Shush! &amp; Kevin Eldon Will See You Now. Co-starring Tom Goodman-Hill ('Mr Selfridge', 'Humans'), Josie Lawrence ('Who's Line Is It Anyway?'), Dan Tetsell ('Upstart Crow') &amp; Justin Edwards ('The Thick Of It'). 
 
In the first episode "Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow" Milton accidentally invents a new hair tonic with surprising powers, the local football team can't wait to see the highlights... 
 
In episode two "The Repair Bear Bunch" Milton opens a cherished items repair shop, but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend... 
 
In the third episode "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dai" Milton is recruited by the kindliest Secret Service in the world to oversee a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge. 
 
In episode four "The Living Museum" in an effort to save the High Street and show off the town's historic heritage Milton decides to make an exhibition of himself. 
 
In the fifth episode "Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones!" Milton is fed up with the local veg box delivery and decides to get an allotment. But when's he smells something fishy it's time to dig a little deeper... 
 
And in the final episode "Space Age In Aisle Three" when Milton's old school friend becomes a retail billionaire, it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars... 
 
Episode List 
 
1. Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 19/05/2022 
 
2. The Repair Bear Bunch 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 26/05/2022 
 
3. Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Dai 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 02/06/2022 
 
4. The Living Museum 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 09/06/2022 
 
5. Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones! 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 16/06/2022 
 
6. Space Age in Aisle Three 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 23/06/2022 
 
Production Credits 
Written by Milton Jones, James Cary &amp; Dan Evans 
Music by Guy Jackson 
Produced &amp; directed by David Tyler 
 
Cast List 
Milton Jones 
Tom Goodman-Hill 
Josie Lawrence 
Dan Tetsall 
Justin Edwards 
 
"Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners" - The Guardian 
 
"King of the surreal one-liners" - The Times 
 
"If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!" - The Daily Mail 
 
©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

The man they call 'Britain's Funniest Milton' stars in series 5 of his acclaimed show Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! 
 
Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Milton Jones is a man who can help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words, there's ''no problem too problemy''. When you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push... 
 
The show comes from Pozzitive, proud producers of Cabin Pressure, Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation, The Brig Society, Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive, Shush! &amp; Kevin Eldon Will See You Now. Co-starring Tom Goodman-Hill ('Mr Selfridge', 'Humans'), Josie Lawrence ('Who's Line Is It Anyway?'), Dan Tetsell ('Upstart Crow') &amp; Justin Edwards ('The Thick Of It'). 
 
In the first episode "Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow" Milton accidentally invents a new hair tonic with surprising powers, the local football team can't wait to see the highlights... 
 
In episode two "The Repair Bear Bunch" Milton opens a cherished items repair shop, but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend... 
 
In the third episode "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dai" Milton is recruited by the kindliest Secret Service in the world to oversee a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge. 
 
In episode four "The Living Museum" in an effort to save the High Street and show off the town's historic heritage Milton decides to make an exhibition of himself. 
 
In the fifth episode "Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones!" Milton is fed up with the local veg box delivery and decides to get an allotment. But when's he smells something fishy it's time to dig a little deeper... 
 
And in the final episode "Space Age In Aisle Three" when Milton's old school friend becomes a retail billionaire, it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars... 
 
Episode List 
 
1. Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 19/05/2022 
 
2. The Repair Bear Bunch 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 26/05/2022 
 
3. Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Dai 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 02/06/2022 
 
4. The Living Museum 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 09/06/2022 
 
5. Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones! 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 16/06/2022 
 
6. Space Age in Aisle Three 
Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 23/06/2022 
 
Production Credits 
Written by Milton Jones, James Cary &amp; Dan Evans 
Music by Guy Jackson 
Produced &amp; directed by David Tyler 
 
Cast List 
Milton Jones 
Tom Goodman-Hill 
Josie Lawrence 
Dan Tetsall 
Justin Edwards 
 
"Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners" - The Guardian 
 
"King of the surreal one-liners" - The Times 
 
"If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!" - The Daily Mail 
 
©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! Series 1-4

Series 1 - 4 of the hit radio comedy starring the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' 
 
'King of the surreal one-liners' The Times 
 
Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' So he's set out on a mission to help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Armed with a new motto, 'No problem too problemy', and accompanied by his faithful assistant Anton and landlady Pauline, he sets out to assist people in any way he can. 
 
In these 24 episodes, he tries out an array of new careers, and becomes embroiled in numerous new adventures. Join him as he becomes a wedding planner (and attempts to track down a vanishing groom-to-be); turns financial advisor (only to sink the pound and fight off a Swedish invasion); takes up genealogy (and gets stuck up an unexpected family tree) and goes under the sea to save the Earth (as well as stumbling across a mysterious Great Aunt...) 
 
Whether he's running a B &amp; B, launching a job agency, showing off his lovely buns as a baker or facing drama in the line of duty, he always goes out of his way to help out. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push... 
 
Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans, this gag-packed comedy won the prestigious New York Festival Silver Award for Best Regularly Scheduled Comedy Programme. Also among the cast are regulars Tom Goodman-Hill, Dan Tetsell, Josie Lawrence, Ben Willbond and Colin Hoult. 
 
Production credits 
Written by Milton Jones, with James Cary and Dan Evans 
With music by Guy Jackson 
Produced and directed by David Tyler 
A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 
 
With Tom Goodman-Hill, Dan Tetsell, Josie Lawrence, Ben Willbond, Colin Hoult 
 
First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 19 February-26 March 2014 (Series 1), 29 December 2015-2 February 2016 (Series 2), 1 May-5 June 2018 (Series 3), 23 March-27 April 2020 (Series 4) 
 
©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

Series 1 - 4 of the hit radio comedy starring the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' 
 
'King of the surreal one-liners' The Times 
 
Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' So he's set out on a mission to help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Armed with a new motto, 'No problem too problemy', and accompanied by his faithful assistant Anton and landlady Pauline, he sets out to assist people in any way he can. 
 
In these 24 episodes, he tries out an array of new careers, and becomes embroiled in numerous new adventures. Join him as he becomes a wedding planner (and attempts to track down a vanishing groom-to-be); turns financial advisor (only to sink the pound and fight off a Swedish invasion); takes up genealogy (and gets stuck up an unexpected family tree) and goes under the sea to save the Earth (as well as stumbling across a mysterious Great Aunt...) 
 
Whether he's running a B &amp; B, launching a job agency, showing off his lovely buns as a baker or facing drama in the line of duty, he always goes out of his way to help out. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push... 
 
Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans, this gag-packed comedy won the prestigious New York Festival Silver Award for Best Regularly Scheduled Comedy Programme. Also among the cast are regulars Tom Goodman-Hill, Dan Tetsell, Josie Lawrence, Ben Willbond and Colin Hoult. 
 
Production credits 
Written by Milton Jones, with James Cary and Dan Evans 
With music by Guy Jackson 
Produced and directed by David Tyler 
A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 
 
With Tom Goodman-Hill, Dan Tetsell, Josie Lawrence, Ben Willbond, Colin Hoult 
 
First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 19 February-26 March 2014 (Series 1), 29 December 2015-2 February 2016 (Series 2), 1 May-5 June 2018 (Series 3), 23 March-27 April 2020 (Series 4) 
 
©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

The Complete BBC Radio 4 Collection

The Very World of Milton Jones: Series 1-3

Milton Jones is here with the complete three series of his award-wining show that leapt from late night to prime time

Milton Jones, Milton Jones - so good, they named him. The most popular living comedian on Radio 4 and officially Britain’s funniest Milton is here with the complete three series of his award-wining show that leapt from late night to prime time - a show which co-stars regular guests Alexander Armstrong (Pointless, Armstrong &amp; Miller), Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and Joanna Scanlan (The Thick Of It, Getting On). 
 
No-one knows where he's from - “As a child, I always remember my father saying to me 'Son, to pay for your education your mother and I had to make a lot of sacrifices.' Because they were both druids.” No-one can predict what he gets up to -”I'm not getting on with my yoga teacher at the moment ... which frequently puts me in a very difficult position.” And no-one can tell what made him the way he is -”You see when the boys in the playground found out that I had a potentially fatal allergy to peanuts they used to shove me up against a wall and make me play Russian roulette with a bag of Revels.” 
 
Each week, Milton Jones faces his own death. His life flashes before his eyes. We hear everything that's happened to him, and anything that might have happened to him. His hopes, his dreams, his fears. We invite you to enter the Sony Award-winning The Very World Of Milton Jones. Your mind will never be the same again. 
 
The show is also a hotbed for writers who went on to fame and fortune with contributions from Tony Roche (The Thick Of It, Veep) Jon Holmes (The Now Show), Mark Evans (Bleak Expectations) and James Bachman (Mitchell &amp; Webb). 
 
“He's immensely quotable, chucking out one-liners like bread for the birds... A strange and brilliant comic mind”- The Observer 
 
“...makes the studio audience whoop with delight” - The Telegraph 
 
“If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet - do so!” - The Daily Mail" 
 
PLUS bonus series - The House Of Milton Jones- co-starring Olivia Colman: 
Milton stars in his own sitcom set in a houseshare with his sister Susan (Olivia Colman, Peep Show), her slightly useless husband Ian and his daffy Aunt Dilys (Rosemary Leach) whilst in the basement, lives the ever-smooth Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill, Humans, Mr. Selfridge).

Another Case of Milton Jones: Series 1-5

The man they call 'Britain's Funniest Milton', Milton Jones stars in his smash-hit Sony Award-winning comedy show, Another Case Of Milton Jones.

Milton Jones

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The man they call 'Britain&rsquo;s Funniest Milton' and &lsquo;the genius in the mad shirts in Mock The Week&rsquo; stars in the sixth series of Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones! 
 
&ldquo;Milton Jones is one of Britain&rsquo;s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners&rdquo; &ndash; The Guardian 
 
&ldquo;King of the surreal one-liners&rdquo; - The Times 
 
&ldquo;If you haven&rsquo;t caught up with Jones yet &ndash; do so!&rdquo; &ndash; The Daily Mail 
 
Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is &lsquo;Help!&rsquo;. 
And in this show he has decided to set himself up as a man who can help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words &ndash; &lsquo;No problem too problemy&rsquo;. When you&rsquo;re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... 
 
Episode 1 &ndash; Apple Is The New Black: Milton Jones ends up in prison for committing a True Crime podcast and asks the question, &lsquo;Sound effects and soundproofing - which came first, the chicken or the eggbox?&rsquo; 
 
Episode 2 &ndash; Conkers Bonkers: Milton returns with a plot involving a new pub, an old Brad Pitt, a furry George Clooney and some very suspicious beer&hellip; 
 
Episode 3 &ndash; Excalibat!: Milton pulls at a zip that hasn&rsquo;t been opened for 60 years and inadvertently causes a UK Chutney Crisis&hellip; 
 
Episode 4 &ndash; Ceilidh Minogue: As Milton heads north everything goes south and he finds himself involved in a deadly game of battle hips&hellip; 
 
Episode 5 &ndash; Oil of ULEZ: Milton throws soup, paint and caution to the winds as he boldly steps into traffic. Management. 
 
Episode 6 &ndash; Lock, Stock &amp; Two Smoking Nostrils: Milton gathers the gang together for one last nose job&hellip; 
 
Co-starring Tom Goodman-Hill (Mr Selfridge, Baby Reindeer), Josie Lawrence (Who&rsquo;s Line Is It Anyway?), Dan Tetsell (Upstart Crow), Tom Crowley &amp; James Akka. 
 
The show comes from Pozzitive, proud producers of Cabin Pressure, Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation, The Brig Society, Armando Iannucci&rsquo;s Charm Offensive, Shush! &amp; Kevin Eldon Will See You Now... 
 
Production credits: 
Written by Milton Jones, James Cary &amp; Dan Evans with additional material by Adrian Gray 
Music by Guy Jackson 
Produced &amp; directed by David Tyler 
A Pozzitive Production for BBC Radio 4

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