The Whopping Great Big Bonkers Joke Book

What is the definition of a snail?<I>A slug with a crash helmet.</I>What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss<I>?&lsquo;Ouch!&rsquo;</I>This is Puffin's biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world! Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you'll have a joke on hand for every occasion! Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.

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Samantha Bond

Sophie Aldred

Christopher  Timothy

A lively collection of nineteen five-minute stories, ideally suited to the audiobook format. Here are stories old and new, from Perrault's LITTLE RED-RIDING HOOD and the traditional tale of THE THREE BILLY GOATS GRUFF to Margaret Mahy's HORRENDOUS HULLABALOO and Dick King-Smith's BLESSU. There are stories about animals, magic and mermaids, in this fascinating audiobook anthology.

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