Martin Kihn

Everything I know I owe to this man. What an asshole!

If I was alive today I'd definitely be following the rules of assholism. Buy this book!

How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a @!?* About You

I was the nicest guy in the world. The kind of guy who gives up his seat for women who aren&rsquo;t even pregnant. And all it had got me was a dead-end job, a crappy apartment and a dog that treated me as its bitch. 
 
So one day I decided to become a totally different man. A rock-hard alpha male who fights to win, makes his own rules and doesn&rsquo;t know the word sorry. An asshole. 
 
The worst thing? It worked! 
 
Here you&rsquo;ll discover my revolutionary programme for assholism, including: 
 
&middot; Essential body language &ndash; don&rsquo;t smile, unless others are in pain 
 
&middot; Workplace etiquette &ndash; taking credit for everything, except mistakes 
 
&middot; Diet and exercise &ndash; the power of red meat, energy drinks and hitting below the belt 
 
&middot; Relationships &ndash; how to avoid getting burned, even if your wife is a trained chef (like mine) 
 
&middot; Feelings &ndash; the only luxury you can&rsquo;t afford 
 
This is the story of my journey into jerkhood. 
 
It is my story of glory.

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