This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own

This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own


Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all:

Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin's trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids ...

All that remained was for him to totally fock it up:

And I mean, totally ...

But did he see it coming? Of course not - too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters:

And then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar ...


  • Gloriously, uproariously funny

About the author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Once Upon a Time in . . . Donnybrook is the twenty-fifth book in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Ross books have sold over one million copies, are annually nominated for the Popular Fiction prize at the Irish Book Awards - where they have won the prize an unprecedented three times - and are also critically acclaimed as satirical masterpieces. One of the series - The Oh My God Delusion - was chosen as Ireland's favourite book in Eason's 125th birthday poll.
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