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This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own

  • Imprint: Penguin

  • ISBN: 9781844881253

  • Length: 368  Pages

  • Dimensions: 201mm x 24mm x 133mm

  • Weight: 262g

  • RRP: £12.99

This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all:

Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin's trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids ...

All that remained was for him to totally fock it up:

And I mean, totally ...

But did he see it coming? Of course not - too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters:

And then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar ...

  • Imprint: Penguin

  • ISBN: 9781844881253

  • Length: 368  Pages

  • Dimensions: 201mm x 24mm x 133mm

  • Weight: 262g

  • RRP: £12.99

Reviews

  • Gloriously, uproariously funny

    IRISH TIMES

  • Consistently laugh-out-loud funny

    IRISH INDEPENDENT

  • Moments of brilliance ... remains essential reading

    IRISH DAILY MAIL

  • Women of Ireland rejoice - Ross O'Carroll-Kelly is back

    U MAGAZINE

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About the Author

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Schmidt Happens is the nineteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Ross books - annual No 1 bestsellers - have sold over one million copies, are annually nominated for the Popular Fiction prize at the Irish Book Awards - where they have won the prize an unprecedented three times - and are also critically acclaimed as satirical masterpieces. One of the series - The Oh My God Delusion - was chosen as Ireland's favourite book in Eason's 125th birthday poll.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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