Bim Blake
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#1 - Bim Blake’s Hot Takes: My Pencil Case Doesn’t Define Me
From the bestselling author of Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun comes the first in a brand-new tween slice-of-life series. Relatable, humorous and highly illustrated, Bím Blake's Hot Takes is perfect for fans of Dork Diaries and Geek Girl.
‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun!’ A.F. Steadman, author of the Skandar series
‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles.’ Louie Stowell, author of Loki: A Bad God’s Guide to Being Good
Hi bestie! My name’s Bím Blake. I've just started high school and here’s my hot take on it: Year Seven is a LOT harder than I thought! I’ve realised my school skirt is way too long, my pencil case is way too uncool, my boobs are way too big and the new boy (who’s the son of popstar parents!!!) is way too cute for my liking . . .
If that wasn’t bad enough, tell me why my dad has been acting weirder than usual. He’s been making TikToks (cringe!), experimenting in the kitchen (I call it attempted murder!) and he’s even started exercising . . . It must be tough being over forty! Add into the mix a trio of annoying older brothers (yes, I have three – pray for me!), a duo of feuding aunts, one friend mishap and a huge helping of drama and you have a recipe for chaos. Welcome to my life!
Praise for Bím Blake's Hot Takes:
‘Funny, warm and relatable – the perfect book for tweens moving up into year seven.’ Jen Carney, author of The Accidental Diary of B. U. G.
‘A witty, wonder of a book!’ Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy
‘Brilliantly funny, full of heart, and the storyline had me hooked from the start – I couldn’t put it down!’ Abigail Balfe, author of This is NOT the Diary of Izzy Dobson
‘Perfect for fans of Lottie Brooks and Dork Diaries, this fun new diary-style book with its fantastic cast of characters gives us a window into family, friendships, feelings and the very messy business of transitioning to secondary school.’ Rashmi Sirdeshpande, author of Hari Kumar, Ultimate Superstar
‘Honest, heartfelt and incredibly relatable, perfect for readers navigating the emotional rollercoaster of starting secondary school.’ Vashti Hardy, author of Brightstorm
‘Full of relatable embarrassments, drama and friendships, it’s packed with humour and warmth.’ Claire Linney, author of the Time Tub Travellers series
‘Funny, witty and heartwarming with gorgeous illustrations.’ Diana Anyakwo, author of My Life as a Chameleon
‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun!’ A.F. Steadman, author of the Skandar series
‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles.’ Louie Stowell, author of Loki: A Bad God’s Guide to Being Good
Hi bestie! My name’s Bím Blake. I've just started high school and here’s my hot take on it: Year Seven is a LOT harder than I thought! I’ve realised my school skirt is way too long, my pencil case is way too uncool, my boobs are way too big and the new boy (who’s the son of popstar parents!!!) is way too cute for my liking . . .
If that wasn’t bad enough, tell me why my dad has been acting weirder than usual. He’s been making TikToks (cringe!), experimenting in the kitchen (I call it attempted murder!) and he’s even started exercising . . . It must be tough being over forty! Add into the mix a trio of annoying older brothers (yes, I have three – pray for me!), a duo of feuding aunts, one friend mishap and a huge helping of drama and you have a recipe for chaos. Welcome to my life!
Praise for Bím Blake's Hot Takes:
‘Funny, warm and relatable – the perfect book for tweens moving up into year seven.’ Jen Carney, author of The Accidental Diary of B. U. G.
‘A witty, wonder of a book!’ Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy
‘Brilliantly funny, full of heart, and the storyline had me hooked from the start – I couldn’t put it down!’ Abigail Balfe, author of This is NOT the Diary of Izzy Dobson
‘Perfect for fans of Lottie Brooks and Dork Diaries, this fun new diary-style book with its fantastic cast of characters gives us a window into family, friendships, feelings and the very messy business of transitioning to secondary school.’ Rashmi Sirdeshpande, author of Hari Kumar, Ultimate Superstar
‘Honest, heartfelt and incredibly relatable, perfect for readers navigating the emotional rollercoaster of starting secondary school.’ Vashti Hardy, author of Brightstorm
‘Full of relatable embarrassments, drama and friendships, it’s packed with humour and warmth.’ Claire Linney, author of the Time Tub Travellers series
‘Funny, witty and heartwarming with gorgeous illustrations.’ Diana Anyakwo, author of My Life as a Chameleon
#2 - Bim Blake’s Hot Takes 2
The second warm, witty and highly illustrated story in the relatable tween slice-of-life series, from the bestselling author of Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun. Perfect for fans of Dork Diaries and Geek Girl.
Hi bestie! It’s your girl Bím Blake reporting from the second term of Year Seven. I thought I was getting the hang of this whole high school thing, but it’s been one plot twist after another . . .
I’ve been put in the lowest Maths set (rude!) and, to make matters worse, I accidentally calculated twenty-seven pounds change from a tenner in front of the whole class. Big L! Hot Take No. 1: Maths lessons should be illegal.
I’m also trying to organise THE birthday party of all birthday parties, but nothing is going to plan because mysterious forces seem to be sabotaging me (I have suspects in mind . . .)
Then there’s Dad in his ‘I’ve got everything under control’ era (spoiler: he doesn’t), the twins fussing over their e-scooters like they’re literal newborn babies, my aunts AKA P-Squared snooping where they shouldn’t, and Jerry the dog forgetting how to dog. My life is basically a series finale!
But with BTS (Besties That Slay), Shane (have you seen how fit he is?!) and my loud-but-lovable family by my side, I might just survive this next term – crush confessions, spot outbreaks, tutoring tantrums and all.
Hi bestie! It’s your girl Bím Blake reporting from the second term of Year Seven. I thought I was getting the hang of this whole high school thing, but it’s been one plot twist after another . . .
I’ve been put in the lowest Maths set (rude!) and, to make matters worse, I accidentally calculated twenty-seven pounds change from a tenner in front of the whole class. Big L! Hot Take No. 1: Maths lessons should be illegal.
I’m also trying to organise THE birthday party of all birthday parties, but nothing is going to plan because mysterious forces seem to be sabotaging me (I have suspects in mind . . .)
Then there’s Dad in his ‘I’ve got everything under control’ era (spoiler: he doesn’t), the twins fussing over their e-scooters like they’re literal newborn babies, my aunts AKA P-Squared snooping where they shouldn’t, and Jerry the dog forgetting how to dog. My life is basically a series finale!
But with BTS (Besties That Slay), Shane (have you seen how fit he is?!) and my loud-but-lovable family by my side, I might just survive this next term – crush confessions, spot outbreaks, tutoring tantrums and all.