Bim Blake’s Hot Takes: I’m Not Weird; I’m a Special Edition

The second warm, witty and highly illustrated story in the relatable tween slice-of-life series, from the bestselling author of Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun. Perfect for fans of Dork Diaries, Lottie Brooks and Cringe Club. 
 
‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun!’ A.F. Steadman, author of the Skandar series 
 
‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles.’ Louie Stowell, author of Loki: A Bad God’s Guide to Being Good 
 
‘Authentic, funny and painfully real.’ Hannah Gold, author of The Last Bear 
 
Hi bestie! It’s your girl Bím Blake reporting from the second term of Year Seven. I thought I was getting the hang of this whole high school thing, but it’s been one plot twist after another . . . 
 
I’ve been put in the lowest Maths set (rude!) and, to make matters worse, I accidentally calculated twenty-seven pounds change from a tenner in front of the whole class. Big L! Hot Take No. 1: Maths lessons should be illegal. 
 
I’m also trying to organise THE birthday party of all birthday parties, but nothing is going to plan because mysterious forces seem to be sabotaging me (I have suspects in mind . . .) 
 
Then there’s Dad in his ‘I’ve got everything under control’ era (spoiler: he doesn’t), the twins fussing over their e-scooters like they’re literal newborn babies, my aunts AKA P-Squared snooping where they shouldn’t, and Jerry the dog forgetting how to dog. My life is basically a series finale! 
 
But with BTS (Besties That Slay), Shane (have you seen how fit he is?!) and my loud-but-lovable family by my side, I might just survive this next term – crush confessions, spot outbreaks, tutoring tantrums and all. 
 
Praise for Bím Blake's Hot Takes: 
 
‘Funny, warm and relatable – the perfect book for tweens moving up into year seven.’ Jen Carney, author of The Accidental Diary of B. U. G. 
 
‘A witty, wonder of a book!’ Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy 
 
‘Relatable, funny and heartwarming! Bím Blake is sure to be everyone’s new favourite fictional best friend.’ Sharna Jackson, author of High Rise Mystery 
 
‘Brilliantly funny, full of heart, and the storyline had me hooked from the start – I couldn’t put it down!’ Abigail Balfe, author of This is NOT the Diary of Izzy Dobson 
 
‘Perfect for fans of Lottie Brooks and Dork Diaries, this fun new diary-style book with its fantastic cast of characters gives us a window into family, friendships, feelings and the very messy business of transitioning to secondary school.’ Rashmi Sirdeshpande, author of Hari Kumar, Ultimate Superstar 
 
‘Honest, heartfelt and incredibly relatable, perfect for readers navigating the emotional rollercoaster of starting secondary school.’ Vashti Hardy, author of Brightstorm 
 
‘Full of relatable embarrassments, drama and friendships, it’s packed with humour and warmth.’ Claire Linney, author of the Time Tub Travellers series 
 
‘Funny, witty and heartwarming with gorgeous illustrations.’ Diana Anyakwo, author of My Life as a Chameleon

Tolá Okogwu is a bestselling British-Nigerian children’s author and journalist. Born in Lagos, Nigeria, but raised in London, England, she studied Journalism and spent some years exploring the world of blogging, haircare and freelance writing before returning to her first love . . . fiction. Her debut middle-grade book, Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun, was Waterstones Book of the Month and shortlisted for the British Book Awards. She has published three books in this series and a World Book Day spin-off, alongside a number of picture books.

Tolá Okogwu

Ariyana Taylor

‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun! I predict that the hot take among young readers will be that they completely love it!’

A.F. Steadman, author of the Skandar series  

‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles, from accidentally flashing your class to first crush horrors.’

Louie Stowell, author of Loki: A Bad God’s Guide to Being Good

‘Authentic, funny and painfully real – this diary-style book is a perfect companion for tweens navigating the ups, downs and all the changes that come with secondary school.’

‘I loved Bím Blake’s Hot Takes on familiar tween firsts, like bra fittings, starting high school and experiencing her first crush, all whilst dealing with her well-meaning (and completely lovely) family. Amongst the comedy, some serious topics were dealt with sensitively, giving the story depth. Plus, Bím’s affirmations were both wise and uplifting. Ariana Taylor’s brilliant illustrations add to the fun yet realistic tween voice Tolá Okogwu has created for Bím, and the warmth of a Nigerian heritage family really shines through. Funny, warm and relatable – the perfect book for tweens moving up into year seven.’

Jen Carney, author of The Accidental Diary of B. U. G.

Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy

‘Relatable, funny and heartwarming! Bím Blake is sure to be everyone’s new favourite fictional best friend.’

Sharna Jackson, author of High Rise Mystery

‘Brilliantly funny, full of heart, and the storyline had me hooked from the start – I couldn’t put it down!’

Abigail Balfe, author of This is NOT the Diary of Izzy Dobson  

‘Perfect for fans of Lottie Brooks and Dork Diaries, this fun new diary-style book with its fantastic cast of characters gives us a window into the world of Bím Blake as she navigates family, friendships, feelings and the very messy business of transitioning to secondary school.’

Rashmi Sirdeshpande, author of Hari Kumar, Ultimate Superstar

‘Honest, heartfelt and incredibly relatable, Bím Blake’s Hot Takes is absolutely perfect for readers navigating the emotional rollercoaster of starting secondary school. I loved the fierce friendships and affirmations, and the journal-style writing, mixing diary with text chat and illustrations, is highly readable.’

‘This is the book eleven-year-old me would have adored. Full of relatable embarrassments, drama and friendships, it’s packed with humour and warmth. And so many small details that gave me immense inner Black girl joy.’

Claire Linney, author of the Time Tub Travellers series

‘Funny, witty and heartwarming with gorgeous illustrations. I loved Bím Blake’s character. The perfect book for tweens.’

Diana Anyakwo, author of My Life as a Chameleon

From the bestselling author of Onyeka and the Academy of the Sun comes the first in a brand-new tween slice-of-life series. Relatable, humorous and highly illustrated, Bím Blake's Hot Takes is perfect for fans of Dork Diaries, Lottie Brooks and Cringe Club. 
 
‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun!’ A.F. Steadman, author of the Skandar series 
 
‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles.’ Louie Stowell, author of Loki: A Bad God’s Guide to Being Good 
 
‘Authentic, funny and painfully real.’ Hannah Gold, author of The Last Bear 
 
Hi bestie! My name’s Bím Blake. I've just started high school and here’s my hot take on it: Year Seven is a LOT harder than I thought! I’ve realised my school skirt is way too long, my pencil case is way too uncool, my boobs are way too big and the new boy (who’s the son of popstar parents!!!) is way too cute for my liking . . . 
 
If that wasn’t bad enough, tell me why my dad has been acting weirder than usual. He’s been making TikToks (cringe!), experimenting in the kitchen (I call it attempted murder!) and he’s even started exercising . . . It must be tough being over forty! Add into the mix a trio of annoying older brothers (yes, I have three – pray for me!), a duo of feuding aunts, one friend mishap and a huge helping of drama and you have a recipe for chaos. Welcome to my life! 
 
Praise for Bím Blake's Hot Takes: 
 
‘Funny, warm and relatable – the perfect book for tweens moving up into year seven.’ Jen Carney, author of The Accidental Diary of B. U. G. 
 
‘A witty, wonder of a book!’ Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy 
 
‘Relatable, funny and heartwarming! Bím Blake is sure to be everyone’s new favourite fictional best friend.’ Sharna Jackson, author of High Rise Mystery 
 
‘Brilliantly funny, full of heart, and the storyline had me hooked from the start – I couldn’t put it down!’ Abigail Balfe, author of This is NOT the Diary of Izzy Dobson 
 
‘Perfect for fans of Lottie Brooks and Dork Diaries, this fun new diary-style book with its fantastic cast of characters gives us a window into family, friendships, feelings and the very messy business of transitioning to secondary school.’ Rashmi Sirdeshpande, author of Hari Kumar, Ultimate Superstar 
 
‘Honest, heartfelt and incredibly relatable, perfect for readers navigating the emotional rollercoaster of starting secondary school.’ Vashti Hardy, author of Brightstorm 
 
‘Full of relatable embarrassments, drama and friendships, it’s packed with humour and warmth.’ Claire Linney, author of the Time Tub Travellers series 
 
‘Funny, witty and heartwarming with gorgeous illustrations.’ Diana Anyakwo, author of My Life as a Chameleon

Tolá Okogwu

Praise for Bim Blake’s Hot Takes: My Pencil Case Doesn’t Define Me

‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun! I predict that the hot take among young readers will be that they completely love it!’

‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles, from accidentally flashing your class to first crush horrors.’

‘Authentic, funny and painfully real – this diary-style book is a perfect companion for tweens navigating the ups, downs and all the changes that come with secondary school.’

‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun! I predict that the hot take among young readers will be that they completely love it!’

‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles, from accidentally flashing your class to first crush horrors.’

‘Authentic, funny and painfully real – this diary-style book is a perfect companion for tweens navigating the ups, downs and all the changes that come with secondary school.’

‘Laugh out loud, full of heart and fantastic fun! I predict that the hot take among young readers will be that they completely love it!’

‘A perfect tween diary with a strong, immediate voice and relatable struggles, from accidentally flashing your class to first crush horrors.’

‘Authentic, funny and painfully real – this diary-style book is a perfect companion for tweens navigating the ups, downs and all the changes that come with secondary school.’

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