Crystal Rasmussen

Edinburgh Unlocked
  • Edinburgh Unlocked

    • Ivo Graham

    • Sofie Hagen

    • Lou Sanders

    • Dane Baptiste

    • Jessie Cave & Bebe Cave

    • Jordan Brookes

    • Sheeps

    • Fern Brady

    • Amrou Al-Kadhi

    • Crystal Rasmussen

    • Giants

    • Jen Brister

    • Mo Omar

    • Chloe Petts

    • Leo Reich

    • Yuriko Kotani

    • Shelf

    • Anna & Helen

    • Michelle De Swarte

    • Jake Farrell

    • Kemah Bob

    • John Kearns

    • Christopher Bliss

    • Ivo Graham (Read by)

    • Sofie Hagen (Read by)

    • Lou Sanders (Read by)

    • Dane Baptiste (Read by)

    • Jessie Cave & Bebe Cave (Read by)

    • Jordan Brookes (Read by)

    • Sheeps (Read by)

    • Fern Brady (Read by)

    • Amrou Al-Kadhi (Read by)

    • Crystal Rasmussen (Read by)

    • Giants (Read by)

    • Jen Brister (Read by)

    • Mo Omar (Read by)

    • Chloe Petts (Read by)

    • Leo Reich (Read by)

    • Yuriko Kotani (Read by)

    • Shelf (Read by)

    • Anna & Helen (Read by)

    • Michelle De Swarte (Read by)

    • Jake Farrell (Read by)

    • Kemah Bob (Read by)

    • John Kearns (Read by)

    • Christopher Bliss (Read by)

    'Penguin's fine pandemic audio festival delivers hours of laughs from comedy's most creative talents.' - The Observer

    'An absolutely cracking lineup' -
    The Guardian

    'A marvellous wheeze, almost like attending a private stand-up gig' - The I

    Brought to you by Penguin.

    The show has been called off. The show must go on....

    Penguin is proud to bring you its very own audio comedy festival, featuring acts who would have performed at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2020, developed in association with the Edinburgh Festival Fringe Society.

    Containing nearly eight hours of hilarious original material from some of the finest comedians on the circuit, listeners can laugh along as Jordan Brookes (Winner of Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2019) takes you on a disastrous guided meditation session, Sofie Hagen (Comedy Central, Live from the BBC) lifts the lid on her Westlife fan fiction days, and just as Shakespeare did during the plague, Ivo Graham (Have I Got News for You, Mock the Week) tucks into his version of King Lear during the lockdown.

    Featuring household names, through to debut acts, as well as being compered by Scotland's very own Fern Brady (8 Out of 10 Cats, The News Quiz), Edinburgh Unlocked is the unmissable comedy festival that you can attend without leaving your living room.

    Full Cast: Ivo Graham, Sofie Hagen, Fern Brady, Dane Baptiste, Jessie & Bebe Cave, Jordan Brookes, Lou Sanders, John Kearns, Jen Brister, Christopher Bliss, Michelle de Swarte, Sheeps, Glamrou, Giants (Fjord), Crystal Rasmussen, Jen Brister, Chloe Petts, Anna & Helen, Kemah Bob, Leo Reich, Jake Farrell, Yuriko Kotani, SHELF, Mo Omar.

    Please note this contains adult themes and content.

    ©2020 Penguin Audio (P)2020 Penguin Audio

Crystal Look up the term ‘Global Phenomenon’ in the dictionary and you will simply find a picture of Crystal's face. She's beautiful. She's a model. She looks like a block of cheap Edam that's been left out in the sun. She's known for always having a cigarette in her mouth, while shouting at people for smoking in her face. She also coined the term ‘money’ and has been living in her overdraft since the Wall Street Crash of 1929. Crystal forms one fifth of DENIM, the drag supergroup, and is adored by fans for her lazy demeanour and her powerful falsetto. Tom Tom Rasmussen is a Northerner based in London. When out of drag, they are a regular contributor to the Independent,Dazed & Confused,i-D, LOVE Magazine and Refinery29. Their work has also been featured in Vice, Broadly, Tank and The Gay Times. In 2018 they were named an LGBT trailblazer by The Dots and one of the voices of now fori-D. Tom also forms half of the radical queer punk band ACM.

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