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How to Poo

An illustrated guide

What's brown and sticky?
A Stick!


Featuring infographics, illustrations and useless trivia about the history of the toilet, this hilarious guide will provide you with endless hours of entertainment while you sit on your porcelain throne.

With a flowchart to help you work out how to remove skid marks effectively, dietary advice for the least disgusting number twos and a beginners guide to categorising your bowel movements, this is the ultimate guide to visiting the toilet!

Learn how to:


  • Remove bad smells from the bathroom
  • Scroll through 8 hours of TikTok while everyone else in the house waits to use the bathroom.
  • Perfectly balance your intake of Imodium and laxatives to optimise your pooing
  • Deal with difficult moments in the toilet after drinking too many pints the night before
  • Schedule your bowl movements so you can poo at work and avoid having to sit at your desk as much as possible

About Stephen Wildish

Stephen Wildish is a graphic designer specialising in illustration and infographics. He is the author of How to Swear, How to Adult and How to Vegan, and lives in Marlborough.
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Details
  • Imprint: Ebury Digital
  • ISBN: 9781529995107
  • Length: 160 pages
  • Price: £7.99
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